A Russian arrives in New York as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, foor stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I am not American, I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, the next person he sees he stops, shakes hands, and says, "Thank you for a wonderful America."
That person puts out his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
If you don't pass this on to your friends, tomorrow at 11:30AM you will received 3 illegal immigrants absolutely free.
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I am not American, I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, the next person he sees he stops, shakes hands, and says, "Thank you for a wonderful America."
That person puts out his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
If you don't pass this on to your friends, tomorrow at 11:30AM you will received 3 illegal immigrants absolutely free.
