One Square or Two

[bobcat]

I'm sure a few of you have heard this story by now http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm.

Apparently a 4"x4" square is large enough to wipe Sheryl Crow's a$$. I will never look at that black leather wrapped bum the same again.

 

[kirscovitch]

one square????

obviously she doesnt take any of those heavy duty craps!!!

 

[tedski]

As we are ramping up on ethanol and will soon have an excess of corncobs ... maybe Sheryl would like to use those.

I'm doing my part by recycling, using compact flourescent bulbs and driving a Prius ... so I'll take a handful of Charmin please.

 

[kirscovitch]

Wisconsin law mandates anything over 10ozs must be lowered with a rope.

 

[oneaday]

I'm with ya Ted. My wife is green, we replaced all the bulbs with the pigtail looking ones. I however drop turds bigger than Sheryl Crow so pass the Charmin Roll please.

 

[kirscovitch]

yep. its all about give and take.

you give to mother nature, and ill take a big ol' healthy crap!!

 

[AZsteelman]

well, one square is no guarantee you will get it clean, so I'm using what it takes. Not interested in walking around with a crusty ass just to save a piece of paper.

what a wierd bitch!

 

[cvm4]

Not enough for me!

 

[pigwithoutawig]

That's a small piece of paper for such a job. I think she's full of crap...no pun intended..

 

[Black Dog]

Some interesting things about Sheryl Crow's carbon footprint.

 

[TexaSmoke]

Well for anyone who feel guilty for using more than one peice, then I'll sell you toilet paper credits.

Therefore can use all the Charmin you want without feeling guilty.

 

[Electric Sheep]

I don't wanna be downwind of her.

 

[smokem94]

I guarantee you SHE doesn't use 1 sheet!
3 semi-tractors; 4 busses; and 6 cars, are her traveling circus and she has the balls (I think she does) to tell us what to do to save the world!

Ohhhh, I forgot.......you can donate money and plant trees in Russia to offset your over indulgences! My bad!

 

[CWS]

NO wonder Lance dumped her.

 

[Greg]

NO wonder Lance dumped her.

you said 'dumped'....:rofl:

 

[oneaday]

Please issue one square of tissue to CWS. OH and one to Lance.

 

[jkim05]

this is one of the worst ideas ever.