There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. "What the @..$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @..$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @..$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @..$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @..$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @..$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the @..$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @..$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered @..$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%..*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
1. "What the @..$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. "What the @..$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those @..$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
4. "Any @..$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so @..$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @..$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the @..$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the @..$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered @..$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%..*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
