AZsteelman
April 2006 BoM
San Diego, California:
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the patrolman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's had a couple of quarts of beer."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a friggin' hot car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Hey Jose, are we over the border yet?"
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the patrolman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's had a couple of quarts of beer."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a friggin' hot car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Hey Jose, are we over the border yet?"
