Penis Surgery: The Long and the short of it

[caudio51]

I found this funny:hysterica :smokingbo

Penis surgery: The long and short of it...
Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:23 AM ET



LONDON (Reuters) - Thanks to the incessant spam, it's become the most hyped of all operations but researchers said on Tuesday that most men who have had penis enlargement surgery are not satisfied with the results.
"For patients with psychological concern about the size of the penis -- particularly if it is normal size -- there is little point in offering them surgery because it makes no difference," said Nim Christopher, a urologist at St Peter's Andrology Center in London.
Christopher and his colleagues, who questioned 42 men who had the surgery, found the dissatisfaction rate was very high. Often the men requested another surgical procedure.
"The average increase in length is 1.3 cm (0.5 inches) which isn't very much and the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent," said Christopher.
He added that spam e-mails advertising penis enlargement surgery were inaccurate and gave men unrealistic expectations.
Rather than having surgery, he and his colleagues, who reported the findings in the journal of European Urology, said the men should be referred for psychological counseling.
"We now know that the majority of these patients are dissatisfied after these procedures. Research should be directed toward non-surgical options," said Yoram Vardi, of the Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, Israel, in an editorial in the journal.

 

[cvm4]

Sucks for them, all that money wasted :laugh:

 

[caudio51]

It's not the size of the ship but the................

 

[tripp]

45 views and only 2 replies????

 

[AZsteelman]

nothing from me...i'll just sling mine over my shoulder and go to work!

 

[Sticks]

nothing from me...i'll just sling mine over my shoulder and go to work!

:hysterica

I put mine down my pantleg - problem is if I get excited while I'm walking, I trip and fall down.:hysterica

 

[caudio51]

I did the down the pant leg. I kept kicking people in the face though....

 

[MichiganM]

Some dudes just need to realize they were born unlucky and got a stubber.

 

[sgresso]

Some dudes just need to realize they were born unlucky and got a stubber.

Yep and most of them end up making ass loads of $ to compensate that.
:roundtheh :roundtheh

 

[thebigo]

I love the episode of Seinfeld where a guy touches Castanza on the shoulder and his member shifts. He gets concerned that he may be gay....funny stuff.

Stubber...that's funny. It seems sad that people feel so insecure about themselves.

 

[caudio51]

Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think IT MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thebigo]

Maybe it just shifted.

NO! It was definately a move! What do I do?



The weird thing is that my Economics teacher used this clip from the show to talk about shifting a demand curve. I was sitting there cracking up and I guess no one else watches the show.

 

[caudio51]

Maybe it just shifted.

NO! It was definately a move! What do I do?



The weird thing is that my Economics teacher used this clip from the show to talk about shifting a demand curve. I was sitting there cracking up and I guess no one else watches the show.

Sounds like the guys got a sense of humour at least :thumbsup: