Phrases that don't mean sh*t here

[mistaforty]

No return fire necessary
I'm just asking if they're good
I live in an RV
I haven't posted my address you'll never get it
No
Don't
Stop
I'm out of town for the next XX years
I don't have a mailbox
My wife says...(that just gets her hit too)

 

[FullBody Smoker]

So what your saying is yes means yes and no means harder?

 

[Angry Bill]

No return fire necessary
I'm just asking if they're good
I live in an RV
I haven't posted my address you'll never get it
No
Don't
Stop
I'm out if town for the next XX years
I don't have a mailbox
My wife says...(that just gets her hit too)

Add this one, you are screwed 40. Just saying

 

[JLB]

^^^^^^ Ahahaha. Angry bill is angry.


-Jared

 

[njstone]

hahahaha, that's a great list. I'd only add that emphatically stating IN CAPS that you are NOT MOOCHING will be treated with equal indifference.

 

[FullBody Smoker]

I've seen some of your bombs 40, I hope you live in a bunker! Interested to see the damage coming your way :bigeyes:

 

[Alwayslit]

"You look just like a hog" have any meaning? :grin:

 

[thejavaman]

Haha. I'll add "I've never had/tried xxx" as being one of the main phrases that get you in trouble around these parts too.

 

[javajunkie]

... or " i need to stock up for when my daughter is born". o)

 

[MoJo]

i'll add "don't bomb Ara" to the list

 

[Agentskull]

I live in canada

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[MoJo]

forgot about this one that recently got me in trouble "I'm a pipe newbie and was wondering <insert question> "

 

[NickThePyro]

"5er" is this biggest damn lie. Not a single one of you clowns can count :stickbeat

 

[zama80]

So I'm sitting here in my RV, and my wife says, "Isn't it great that we will be out of town for the next however many years that we want"? It is nice now that we no longer have a mailbox, or an address that anyone knows. As we roll through another town I spot a cigar shop that looks interesting, and from the back I hear.."NO! Don't stop!" But of course I do. There is this one HTF cigar that I have heard about and I want to ask the guys in the shop if they are good. Turns out they are just a small shop with only a couple accounts, so I drop a LP and Crowned Heads bomb on them and run out the door before they can return fire.

Oh, and did I mention that I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison?

 

[mistaforty]

"5er" is this biggest damn lie. Not a single one of you clowns can count :stickbeat

Ahahahahahahaha classic

5 E R is definitely a formula or equation that always equals greater than 5

 

[Clint]

This is the last cigar purchase I will make....

 

[rev.b]

so i'm sitting here in my rv, and my wife says, "isn't it great that we will be out of town for the next however many years that we want"? It is nice now that we no longer have a mailbox, or an address that anyone knows. As we roll through another town i spot a cigar shop that looks interesting, and from the back i hear.."no! Don't stop!" but of course i do. There is this one htf cigar that i have heard about and i want to ask the guys in the shop if they are good. Turns out they are just a small shop with only a couple accounts, so i drop a lp and crowned heads bomb on them and run out the door before they can return fire.

Oh, and did i mention that i was drunk the day my momma got out of prison?

hahahahaha!!!

 

[mistaforty]

Damn I almost shoulda made this a contest lol

 

[Agentskull]

Damn I almost shoulda made this a contest lol

That reminds me of one. No bombing the person doing the contest. Lol

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[FullBody Smoker]

"I don't have enough room in my humidor"