Post-Rapture Assistance Program

[Crusader318]

Good Afternoon, Brothers:

Based on the overall camaraderie and vast sums of knowledge, it is safe to assume that many of you will be raptured in approximately 5 hours and 15 minutes. Unfortunately, this means that your cigars and humidors will be left unattended. FEAR NOT! For I, poor and sinful soul that I am, will gladly "take care of" your cigars as part of my temporal penance for my offenses. Alas, do not be disheartened: it is out of purest intentions that I wish to extend this service. I have made my life's choices, and this is the ONLY way I can repent! Help me to become reconciled!

Please contact me if you are interested in this offer. Hurry up, though, as your time is short.

In Good Humor,

Kolbe Wolfe
Brother of the Leaf.
:rolling:

 

[1camTEG]

You should charge $150 per humidor to take care of it just like the pets!

 

[Crusader318]

I'm trying to be as generous as possible, as this is my penance. Of course, I doubt people's souls will audit or respond to any... unfortunate losses or misplacements of cigars.... :cbig:

 

[jsnake]

I tried smoking all of mine yesterday and almost killed myself early :noemotion

 

[ciggy]

Is it wrong to laugh at this?

 

[FireDoc83]

Hey thanks Kolbe,
I had them packed up and ready to ship out but I woke up this morning. How the F#@K could I not be saved. Oh well if you need help finishing them off, hit me up

 

[torin]

Is it wrong to laugh at this?

Gave me a good laugh!