post surgery blues....

[indyrob]

I think I have wiped my ass with my right hand for as long as I have been able to. Surgery was preformed on my right arm and it's useless....













........so is trying to wipe my ass. Thank god my shower is only a few steps away.:thumbsup:

 

[kyleb]

Glad to hear your still 'kickin.

Smoking with your left hand feels weird too.

Maybe you'll become ambidextrous!

 

[indyrob]

Everything is cool. I had the same issues 7 months ago when I had surgery on my right elbow, but that time it was trying to scratch my nose. Freakin' sucked!

 

[njstone]

God bless man, speedy recovery!

 

[smokinghole]

I dropped a 6500watt honda generator on my right hand three or four years ago and I was in the same boat. Had to wipe with my left hand and it was not easy. Neither was taking a shower for a while because I couldn't get the stitches wet (almost severed my ring finger) so soaping up with only a left hand was equally difficult.

Hope you can wipe your own ass soon with your right hand.

 

[kyleb]

How long until your at 100%?

 

[indyrob]

How long until your at 100%?

I've been told 6 months, but I was told that 7 months ago too. It all depends on how much I respond to PT and how fast (or slow) my body heals.

 

[jwintosh]

whew! i thought the doctor messed up and operated somewhere he wasn't supposed to....

so, what'ya smoking?

 

[indyrob]

Hope you can wipe your own ass soon with your right hand.

I am eagerly looking forward to having my right arm back. Typing sucks too. After I start punching in a word, I forget what the hell I am trying to say.:argh:

 

[djustice]

Good luck with the recovery!

My brother-in-law says this is the true test of love. According to him, if your old lady is willing to wipe your ass then that's true love.

LOL

 

[Wasch_24]

Man, now that I think of it I don't think I could actually wipe with my left hand. That sucks Rob.

 

[smokinghole]

Might have to call Sly Stallone up so you can ask about those shells they used in "Demolition Man" maybe they're left hand friendly.

 

[daniyal]

I use my left so I'm good.. I hope you have a speedy recovery bro!

 

[Daviso27]

Get well soon.....Or you can learn how to do this!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_FU_RxaP4[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

Gives new meaning to "plan ahead" and Practice, Practice, Practice.:bouncetau

 

[cvm4]

Man, so no more switch hitting either? Bummer...

:rofl:

Get well Rob!

 

[uncelnino]

Wish you a speedy recovery bro, there is a package on the way that should cheer you up a bit.

 

[CWS]

Glad you made it through Rob. A far as one handed activity, isnt that why we got married so we didnt have to do that?

 

[jmatkins]

Good luck on the recovery.

 

[rabbgp]

Hope you can wipe your own ass soon with your right hand.

Perhaps the strangest post I have ever seen.