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Clint

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UPDATE:
Interview is this morning at 11:00am.

Just found out Friday that my unemployemnet ENDS in a month, so this job would be oh so perfect timing!


As many of you know, I have been out of work for over a year now.

However, a great opportunity is upon me!

I will be interviewing this Wednesday (November 3rd) at 3:00pm for a position at Disney. I feel strong that my previous Disney experience will help me, and this is just a great opportunity for me.

Any prayers and good thoughts would be greatly appreciated!! :thumbsup:
 
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SkinsFanLarry

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:angel: Good thoughts and prayers heading your way Clint! :angel:
 
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Cigar Cowboy

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Just a friendly interviewing reminder:

-Even if you are not scheduled for your weekly bath, make sure you at least give yourself a good hose down.
-Make sure you change into your best pair of bib overalls. It is best to wear a t-shirt under the overalls and if you are wearing overalls that are cut real low on the sides, it is best not to go commando unless it is a female interviewer (remember sex sells).
-Drive with the windows down on your way to the interview. It will help air out the marijuana smell from your clothing.
-Pop 5 or 6 vicodin to help take the edge off before you go in. (if you are out of vicodin do not substitute LSD). I have made this mistake a couple of times.
-Stop drinking at least 15 minutes prior. Rise mouth with a little gasoline to kill all alcohol odors right before you walk in.
-Wipe your feet at the door so you don't track in horse poop
-Don't spit your chewing tobacco on the floor, just swallow it
-Don't use terms like “apeshit” or "Your f'ing mother"
-Leave all barnyard type critters in the truck
-If they want to drug test you, that's when you break out the baggie of pig urine I loaned ya. If you don't use it all I want it back.
-If they don't offer you the job right away, don't slash his tires. He may need time to think it over.
-If you have not heard back for him in 30 to 40 minutes, slash his f'ing tires

That's all I got for ya buddy! Good luck and we'll say a prayer for ya, your gonna need it.

P.S. If you do happen to get the job, see if they can advance you enough cash for an 8 ball and a couple hookers so we can celebrate.
 
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