You see its like this New Guy - the ninja once lived with a 6'3" 259lb drag queen. He never told anyone that his roomie was a queen (it was cheap rent), but one day the queen mistakenly left his heels at the front door after a long night entertaining.
Worse still, when his friends came over, they saw the size 12 heels that he had missed in his pre-friend clean up. They all saw them and all laughed and laughed asking if he had had a girl from the Swedish Basketball team over... when his girlfriend appeared at the door.
Well it all went downhill from there... it took the ninja years to regain friends and a love life.