Shuckins' (s)hell has landed; bomb squad called in...
- Thread starter dajones
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Okay: until I find a way to host the pics, you'll have to take a written description.
Heavy: why? A cigar case. And two sticks of dynamite.
The sticks were *very* hot, but I managed to defuse them, or so I thought...
Then I caaaaaaaarefully opened the case: ***KA-BOOM!*** and the shock set off the other two as well.
Among the debris? Mere wrappers. Cigar bands really. Let's see what they can tell us, forensically, about the "event." Let's see, what DO they say?
The independent sticks:
Montecristo Habana
Punch Habana
The case:
601 Reserva Limitada
Graycliff G Double Espresso
Padilla Signature 1932
5 Vegas Relic
Rocky Patel 10th Anniversary
Gentlemen: I am but a lowly investigator, and new to this type of explosive. I am, what some call, a "noob."
Perhaps, while the ringing and dizziness recede, you could help me out with what I am facing here..?
In other words: what am I looking at?!
Heavy: why? A cigar case. And two sticks of dynamite.
The sticks were *very* hot, but I managed to defuse them, or so I thought...
Then I caaaaaaaarefully opened the case: ***KA-BOOM!*** and the shock set off the other two as well.
Among the debris? Mere wrappers. Cigar bands really. Let's see what they can tell us, forensically, about the "event." Let's see, what DO they say?
The independent sticks:
Montecristo Habana
Punch Habana
The case:
601 Reserva Limitada
Graycliff G Double Espresso
Padilla Signature 1932
5 Vegas Relic
Rocky Patel 10th Anniversary
Gentlemen: I am but a lowly investigator, and new to this type of explosive. I am, what some call, a "noob."
Perhaps, while the ringing and dizziness recede, you could help me out with what I am facing here..?
In other words: what am I looking at?!
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One day, two girls--a town girl and a country girl--were riding to school across the Tennessee countryside.
The town girl had been bragging fer miles about her so-fistee-CAY-shun. The country girl, not to be outdone, asks with a giggle, "So, well, you ever been kissed?"
The city girls says, "Why, of COURSE I have, hain't you?"
"Well, yes. O' course," says the country girl, "I been kissed. I've even been diddled a little. Have you ever been diddled?"
"Diddled? What's that?" asked the town girl
"You know, when a boy, um, puts HIS thingy in, you know, YOUR thingy a lil bit."
"Ohhhh!" replies the town girl, "Yeah, I been diddled! How far'd he pud'it inya?"
"Oh, 'bout mebbe this much." The country girl pointed to the first knuckle on her little finger.
The town girl giggled. "Well that's nuthin.' My boy, he put his ole thingy in me up ta heah." The town girl stretched her thumb and forefinger as far apart as they would go.
The country girl, bug-eyed, gasped "Girl, you hain't a'been diddled; why, you been SHUCKED!"
The town girl had been bragging fer miles about her so-fistee-CAY-shun. The country girl, not to be outdone, asks with a giggle, "So, well, you ever been kissed?"
The city girls says, "Why, of COURSE I have, hain't you?"
"Well, yes. O' course," says the country girl, "I been kissed. I've even been diddled a little. Have you ever been diddled?"
"Diddled? What's that?" asked the town girl
"You know, when a boy, um, puts HIS thingy in, you know, YOUR thingy a lil bit."
"Ohhhh!" replies the town girl, "Yeah, I been diddled! How far'd he pud'it inya?"
"Oh, 'bout mebbe this much." The country girl pointed to the first knuckle on her little finger.
The town girl giggled. "Well that's nuthin.' My boy, he put his ole thingy in me up ta heah." The town girl stretched her thumb and forefinger as far apart as they would go.
The country girl, bug-eyed, gasped "Girl, you hain't a'been diddled; why, you been SHUCKED!"
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Craig Mac
BoM 4/10 7/11 12/14
That is great!! Shuckins my friend, that should be your avatar!!!!If you see this man, notify authorities. He is the shuckibomber.
