Slipped on past the goalie! Gonna be a first time Dad!

[N2Advnture]

I'm gonna be a Dad!

My wife and I decided to start "trying" in January, so she bought one of those ovulation kits from the drug store. One day she says "we have to have sex for the next three days". "Sweet, I'm up for it", I say :grin:

So, we knock out the first day and but due to "scheduling" we didn't have sex the next two days. I told her that she owed me two days :rofl:

Turns out 1 time was enough :thumbsup:

We went to our first appointment yesterday got to hear the little fluttering heart beat, man that's so cool.

Due date is around Oct. 22nd :smile:

Thanks for letting me share my excitement!

~Mark

 

[jkim05]

congratulations!!

 

[cvm4]

That's awesome to hear Mark! Congrats!

 

[AZsteelman]

Congrats Mark!

However, you've missed the whole way these threads are supposed to start!


It's officially "Well Shit"



I'll smoke something for ya today!

 

[tobby4]

Congrats Mark thats awesome..

 

[Jwrussell]

That's just awesome Mark! Congrats!

 

[sarnone]

May God bless momma and child throughout the whole pregnancy and delivery.

As for daddy, well, you mentioned she owed you for two days of sex. That's just the beginning of the "running tab" my friend.:crosseyed

Sam

 

[goin' fer smoke]

Congrats bro!

 

[caudio51]

Congrats Mark!!!!

I'm reminded of George on Seinfeld.

Kramer walks in just as this argument begins to turn into a slap fight, and gets
in the middle.

Kramer: Hey hey, alright, hey hey, stop it! Come on, break it up! What's the
matter with you? Now don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I
mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking
for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right
here, right here in front of you. Now why can't you admit that? By the way,
when you see George give him these, these'll work.

Elaine: I knew those condoms were defective!

Jerry: How did you know they were defective?!

George walks in.

Elaine: Because! Because she missed her period!

George: She missed her period? Oh my god. I can't believe it! I'm a father!
I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!

George rushes out, hysterical.

 

[pigwithoutawig]

Congrats...Hope all goes great for wife and baby and you.
What an awesome thing to have happening.

 

[waterboy]

Congrats Mark!!

 

[gpugliese]

Congrats!

 

[Rich K]

Wow dude, congratulations! That's totally awesome.

 

[Greg]

Congrats Mark!!

 

[Cigar_Jack]

Congrats man! Be careful though, the wives like to use the kids as an excuse to clamp down on the cigar budget.

 

[tubaman]

OOOOHHHH!!! Your boys can swim!!!

Congrats Mark, that's great news!!!

 

[indyrob]

Right on Mark, Congrats!

 

[avid toker]

Look at you...all proud you got it on the first try. That might cost you in the long tun tho :razz:

Seriously, I've said it already but I'll say it again, congrats bro!

 

[Kingston]

Congrats!

 

[Ratbert]

Mark, that is simply awesome!

Congratulations dude! :applause: :applause: :applause: