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Wasch_24

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"SMINTAIR will be the airline with the best service available, willing to conquer new territory in aviation. It will also be an airline with the highest possible safety standard. The renowned technicians of LUFTHANSA will maintain and repair our aircrafts on all service intervals specified by BOEING with only original parts allowed during the process.
Although innovative, SMINTAIR will treat its passengers like the guest of an international Grand Hotel. It is an obligation to SMINTAIR to bring back the exclusivity in flying encountered in the 1960s and dearly missed by so many. The classic ambience paired with today's technology will make flying SMINTAIR a unique experience. Presentations of luxurious goods with all due countenance, Telephone, TV, DVD, MP3, Internet, are just some of the many envisioned tools and aspects of in-flight entertainment.
SMINTAIR believes in a very close relation to its guests. Therefor, every passenger will find a short questionnaire within his Onboard Entertainment Pack. The OEP also includes the Duty-Free listing, the monthly SMINTAIR Gazette and pamphlets of our sponsors. SMINTAIR offers refuge from daily stress and restriction, an island of tranquillity, a World of its own, above the clouds.
The SMINTAIR management consists of people who travelled the World on about every aircraft and airline available, therefor perfectly aware of what a classic air traveller requires and more important, expects or even hopes for. Between reality, expectation and hope, there are huge gaps neither the small nor the big carriers seem to be able to fill. SMINTAIR is setup to gladly fill those gaps and offer that kind of service today's passenger so desperately misses, especially on long hauls.
Allowing our guests to smoke is one of the freedoms we are happily prepared to grant. Non-smokers will find the cabin air more refreshing than on any other flight with any other airline, as SMINTAIR adds fresh outside air to the conditioning system! This is more expensive, as it burns more fuel, but it is seen as an additional service to our guests.
As the World's first smoker's airline, SMINTAIR is entering many uncovered niches in aviation, designed to give the traveller maximum pleasure out of their flight experience. SMINTAIR spends more than three times the amount usually invested on passenger's nourishment. Signature recipes created by internationally renowned chefs will make each meal a feast. Charming and beautiful flight attendants in uniforms designed by famous couturiers are there to take the very best care of you. Every two years, a new designer will be elected to keep the uniform design á la mode. SMINTAIR is currently talking to potential sponsors offering luxurious merchandise. Everything from caviar to clothes and smoker's utensils to jewellery will be offered for free consumption or at special duty free prices during our flights. Main sponsors will also be able to host events aboard our aircraft, displaying their latest fashion or merchandise, thus taking SMINTAIR in-flight entertainment and service to new levels."

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Wasch_24

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I don't know Tom. They are not trying to compete with regular airlines.

They have one route planned for now and the prices are definitely luxury.
 

caudio51

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I didn't look at the prices. I'm sure there are enough high class clients that will pay.
 

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That definitely is a niche market for the prices they could be asking. I'd probably pay it if I could.
 

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Before I even look at the prices I can imagine that they are almost 3 to 4 times what a "normal" flight would cost... but I doubt that they will make it as well...


Geez if tits couldnt get is in the air then smoking wont either
 
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It doesn't specifically state that it allows cigar smoking. One thing that I have observed about SOME cigarette smokers is that they turn their noses up at cigar smokers, which is is quite funny. Also many establishments will allow cigarette smoking but prohibit cigar / pipe smoking.
 

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It doesn't specifically state that it allows cigar smoking. One thing that I have observed about SOME cigarette smokers is that they turn their noses up at cigar smokers, which is is quite funny. Also many establishments will allow cigarette smoking but prohibit cigar / pipe smoking.
Ya know what I tell them. :angerFU:
 
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