caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his
way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination
man
is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the
two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the
cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So
the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to
the barn They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she
tells him, "This is the one.. right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy
blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow
to be bred?
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says:
"I guess it's tohang your pants on.....
way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination
man
is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the
two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the
cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So
the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to
the barn They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she
tells him, "This is the one.. right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy
blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow
to be bred?
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says:
"I guess it's tohang your pants on.....
