carocaniac
i hope this lighter works
> Mike was attending his hunting club's monthly
> meeting and had just told
> them he couldn't make the hunting trip scheduled for the next day
> because his wife wouldn't let him go.
>
> After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
> buddies Mike left to go back home to his wife..
>
> When Mike 's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
> should be there but Mike sitting in front of his tent, cocktail in
> hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
>
> "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike ?"
>
> "I didn't have to" was Mike 's reply.
>
> "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my
> chair with a
> cocktail to drown my sorrows. Then Melissa snuck up behind me and
> covered
> my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
>
> When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
> see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom,
> tie me
> to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
>
> So here I am!
:agreeclen
> meeting and had just told
> them he couldn't make the hunting trip scheduled for the next day
> because his wife wouldn't let him go.
>
> After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
> buddies Mike left to go back home to his wife..
>
> When Mike 's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
> should be there but Mike sitting in front of his tent, cocktail in
> hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
>
> "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike ?"
>
> "I didn't have to" was Mike 's reply.
>
> "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my
> chair with a
> cocktail to drown my sorrows. Then Melissa snuck up behind me and
> covered
> my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
>
> When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
> see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom,
> tie me
> to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
>
> So here I am!
:agreeclen
