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The White Ninja Strikes Again!!!

dpricenator

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So we have new guy in the office. An 18 year old rich kid who got the job because he used to date the owners daughter. Like all 18 year old kids, he knows everything and will not take advice if it would save his life. So we basicly F with him all day.

Today the boss leaves for a while and the kid takes his shoes off and puts his feet up on his desk and falls asleep. So we take a couple of pictures of him and send em to the boss and the manager as well as the rest of the sales floor. So of course he finds out right away, what fun would it be to keep it secret, right? Well he snuck in to thier offices and deleted the email from thier inboxes, and comes out and says "Ha, That's how I roll".

About 5 minutes later, we get a girl to distract him and i sent the picture to the kid's email, then sent it from his own email to both the bosses. He has no idea and thinks he has gotten away with some pretty sneaky sh!t. Little does he know he sits right next to THE WHITE NINJA...me


Any of you have any recent office pranks to talk share?
 

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I worked for an undisclosed company' sales department and gave them my 2 weeks notice in the morning. Throughout the day, my boss was asking me to update all of my contacts, contracts and contractors. I kept everything neat and tidy in several spread sheets. Little did I know that my boss was pssing all of my hard work to the next guy for his use as he takes over my area...So as soon as I turn in my notebook for his approval he takes and tells me that he cannot give it back because it has private info, that I cannot take to another company...he also asked me to grab all of my stuff that I did not need to return to work and I would be paid 1 full week, but I forfeit all of my commissions. As i left the office, I went to the managers bathroom and left them an "upper decker"....I know that I said a lot just to say I gave them an "upper decker", but I wanted to let you guys know my situation....So one of my co-workers told me The next day the entire office was drowned in the smell of pooh...I had eaten a lot of PF Changs that week!!! several days later that they thought one of the TECHS that work there did it and he was terminated...I felt bad for the guy but, he should have spoken up!!!
 

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Over the years I've pulled all the usual IT related pranks. In no particular order:
1. Replace the desktop picture with a screenshot of the desktop
2. Scotch Tape on the bottom of the mouse (ball mice, doesn't work so well on the opticals)
3. Loosened keyboard or mouse cables
4. Reset browser homepage to something less than professional
5. Replace various system sounds with rather rude variants and turned up the volume

These are all fairly quick and easy to do.
 
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I worked for an undisclosed company' sales department and gave them my 2 weeks notice in the morning. Throughout the day, my boss was asking me to update all of my contacts, contracts and contractors. I kept everything neat and tidy in several spread sheets. Little did I know that my boss was pssing all of my hard work to the next guy for his use as he takes over my area...So as soon as I turn in my notebook for his approval he takes and tells me that he cannot give it back because it has private info, that I cannot take to another company...he also asked me to grab all of my stuff that I did not need to return to work and I would be paid 1 full week, but I forfeit all of my commissions. As i left the office, I went to the managers bathroom and left them an "upper decker"....I know that I said a lot just to say I gave them an "upper decker", but I wanted to let you guys know my situation....So one of my co-workers told me The next day the entire office was drowned in the smell of pooh...I had eaten a lot of PF Changs that week!!! several days later that they thought one of the TECHS that work there did it and he was terminated...I felt bad for the guy but, he should have spoken up!!!
Are you and your coworkers still in junior high? ::weird::
 
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