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tripp

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Damn, the Smoking gun reports about a bunch of strippers being arrested for various offences and so they publish the mug shot because, hey people want to see stripper's mugshots right?

I think number 21 and 23 will change your mind. None of them are worth getting a 1 dollar lap dance for , but them 2 are the worst.

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jasontp said:
dude 21 has got to be a man. . . and how do you get arrested for lewd conduct as a stripper?!?
OMG, most of those strippers except for maybe #1 are fugly. I am from Tampa, and there is a distance rule (five-foot I believe), so if they get caught doing lap dances---lewdness.
 

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is that rule to make them look better? if so maybe it should be 5 miles.
 

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OMG, most of those strippers except for maybe #1 are fugly. I am from Tampa, and there is a distance rule (five-foot I believe), so if they get caught doing lap dances---lewdness
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I'm with pharmgator on the looks ..........How do I get to this sleeeeezy place :skew:
 

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All except for number 1 are sick. 23 is a dude. I can't believe they can't do lap dances. Here in MI they can go w/o a top or bottom and do lap dances....as long as it's Deja Vu and they don't sell liquor. For liquor we just go half an hour to Windsor where you can get all 3. Doesn't matter to me though, I go to a strip club once every 5 years anyway.
 

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I haven't been to a titty bar in about 8 years. I like my money too much to give it up to a stranger w/o getting something out of it.

Fugly or not...it's all about the prize between the thighs.
 

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Damn #15 made me LMAO! I think #17 is a man :bigeyes: May'be #21 too...and #23 ...Besides all that, they picked the best looking for #1.
 
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I've never really been into going out to see titties, all just seemed like a big tease to me. . . still don't agree with the 5 ft. rules though
 

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MichiganM said:
All except for number 1 are sick. 23 is a dude. I can't believe they can't do lap dances. Here in MI they can go w/o a top or bottom and do lap dances....as long as it's Deja Vu and they don't sell liquor. For liquor we just go half an hour to Windsor where you can get all 3. Doesn't matter to me though, I go to a strip club once every 5 years anyway.
Ahhhh, Deja Vu...get plastered and go there!
 

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Numeber 1 is the only decent looking one.... here in the Adult Industry Capital of America... we can get whatever whenever, having said that I have only been to 2 strip clubs ever......
 

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Dayum. Gotta love number three's attitude. lol. Yeah, that stupid rule was passed a few years ago. No point in strip clubs here anymore. Ugh..and yeah, 21's a guy for sure.
 

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tobby4 said:
Numeber 1 is the only decent looking one.... here in the Adult Industry Capital of America... we can get whatever whenever, having said that I have only been to 2 strip clubs ever......
Last time I was at a party with strippers apparently no one checked them out before they came. It was not a good night. it was like a bad movie...I had to watch b/c it was so horrible.
 
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