this is the sort of thing that made angry bill angry

[hdroadglide]

the last line is the funniest.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail

 

[rabbgp]

but he looks so bright!

 

[gentimmy]

that's alot of stuff to fit up your butt

 

[danthebugman]

I can't imagine the thought process that would lead you to do something like that.

Dan

 

[Clint]

Gives new meaning to 'junk in the trunk'

 

[Azon Member]

Good thing he didn't get a phone call while his ringtone was set to vibrate. Lord knows what kind of faces he would have been making. :crosseyed

 

[tubaman]

It's unclear how.he was going to.charge the Kyocera, that's funny!!

 

[L8A]

damn!! He shouldve left out an MP3 player and brought a charger instead

 

[Clint]

...Sure it wasn't one of these?

 

[wilfredsimpson]

You know you are having a bad day when you utter the words, "My ass is bleeding."

 

[hdroadglide]

You know you are having a bad day when you utter the words, "My ass is bleeding."

and you're in jail!!

 

[ciggy]

I bet Bill has seen alot of that shit in his career. My brother is a city detective as well and some of the stuff he tells me is unbelivable and descusting.