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cvm4

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I have cigars in the humidor as currency.

If I told you it wouldn't be personal anymore. :nono:

I may need to see a psychiatrist after smoking that cigar.

My theory…Lenticular clouds are nothing more than camouflage for UFOs. Them aliens are pretty smart.

We prefer the PC term "Experienced" rather than old. Thank you very much.

Opposite sex only........unless related by blood!

There once was a BOTL from Mass
Whose cigars tasted of ass
He mailed them away
For a contest I played
Smoke another? No, I'll pass.

Who ever signed me up for Thompsons is a dead man!

Sheeeit....a FREE 6-pack??? I'll admit to that!

Keep your chin up! And you eyes down....but not closed......lawyers like juror's that close their eyes alot.

If I were a great looking chick with big bazoomas you wouldn't talk like that.

I wish I had honeys at work to holla at.

Truly, he is one of the very best Grandpas of the Leaf.

I see two fat pussys

He isn't yelling he just uses the damn exclamation point too much.

Well I figure by the time I'm your age I'll have heard most of them
 
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