tripp
MASTER SHAKE
Bill was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Bill, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or I am gonna ass rape you." Bill decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Bill. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or I am gonna ass rape you." Again, Bill thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bill finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He Bill turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Bill, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Bill. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or I am gonna ass rape you." Again, Bill thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bill finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He Bill turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Bill, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
