Totally fqt!

[HillbillyPyro]

So this new girl I've been seeing wants to get into cigars now too. *face palm. She's enjoyed the few that she's had so far. The problem is she's got a really good palette. So now not only do i need to cut back on my smoking due to my financial situation. (not because of her) now i gotta get cigars for her too.

 

[Lipher]

Start a mullet growing contest. For each inch the mullet grows I'll send you a 10er

 

[javajunkie]

dude, really, first world problems right there. o)

seriously, i am lucky that i share a lot with my lady, but i would LOVE to be able to share my passion for good tobaccos with her. work out the details later, but that is an amazing start right there!

 

[dharbolt]

^this. good luck bro she sounds like a keeper

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Yeah i plan on keeping her around! She cooks, cleans, drinks beer, plays poker (in 2 ways), and smokes. God where was she before my first marriage lol

 

[problemsolverjc]

Yeah i plan on keeping her around! She cooks, cleans, drinks beer, plays poker (in 2 ways), and smokes. God where was she before my first marriage lol

Sounds like a keeper to me!! Sounds like we need to start a "bomb the future mrs hbp" contest...

 

[jmartins]

I don't want to hear it but brother you sometimes got to make mistakes to get to the right place I am just saying.

Like JJ said first world problems. You could maybe work her into buying sticks too then your truly laughing. Just saying.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Oh yeah forgot to mention she's a certified fitness trainer. She weighs 140 and benches 8 reps of 145 as part of her workout. She's never maxed. She also leg presses over 200 pounds. Needless to say she can kick my scrawny ass.

 

[cgraunke]

Yeah i plan on keeping her around! She cooks, cleans, drinks beer, plays poker (in 2 ways), and smokes. God where was she before my first marriage lol

Yeah, just look at it as the first one helps you realize what's important to you with a future one! Sounds like your doin' alright now Brother!

 

[apnutter]

Give her one of those 7x60 Uzis before dinner. She may not like cigars after that.

 

[Kloned]

I don't want to hear it but brother you sometimes got to make mistakes to get to the right place I am just saying.

Like JJ said first world problems. You could maybe work her into buying sticks too then your truly laughing. Just saying.

Hey man just show her this brother hood,,, We will have her stockpiling for you in no time :rolling:

Clint

 

[Hoshneer]

Hahaha! Go figure... I got to meet her last weekend and it was pretty hilarious she fits right in and has as dirty if a mouth if not worse than the rest of us. She seems like a helluva gal.

 

[HillbillyPyro]

There's only one bad part. She's one of my good friends aunt!

 

[Hoshneer]

There's only one bad part. She's one of my good friends aunt!

We kinda expect that from a hillbilly.

 

[BrittS88]

There's only one bad part. She's one of my good friends aunt!

I don't see the problem. In fact know you get to tell your friend. "Call me uncle Ryan." Lmao.

 

[sean]

There's only one bad part. She's one of my good friends aunt!

I don't see the problem. If fact know you get to tell your friend. "Call me uncle Ryan." Lmao.

Bwahaha! 5 points to Britt!

Seriously though, you could invite her in here. We've had SOTLs in the past...

 

[3/5King]

This thread gave me a goodmorning laugh...I'd love to find a woman that digs cigars. Since you found one, I will shower you with napalm..napalm of happiness that is. PM me your addy.

 

[ENV]

Give her a 7x70 muwat and she may not need you any more lol.. pleasure-wise

 

[3/5King]

Give her a 7x70 muwat and she may not need you any more lol.. pleasure-wise

Or maybe she will.... :rolling:

 

[sean]

Give her a 7x70 muwat and she may not need you any more lol.. pleasure-wise

It's hard to snuggle with, though...