UPS thief

[Senor Perfecto]

About as low as you can get -- some cockburger stole a UPS package off my front stoop. I got a Monday confirmation email that something was delivered, but have no idea what it was. My neighbors saw it on my stoop before I got home from work.

If you sent me something (from the Detroit area?) UPS to my home addy on Beachwood, this would be why I have not acknowledged it properly. I'm sorry about that. Apparently there's a slimy creep making the rounds in my hood. I hope he smokes them and pukes.

-Paulo

 

[Stogie_Bear]

About as low as you can get -- some cockburger stole a UPS package off my front stoop. I got a Monday confirmation email that something was delivered, but have no idea what it was. My neighbors saw it on my stoop before I got home from work.

If you sent me something UPS to my home addy on Beachwood, this would be why I have not acknowledged it properly. I'm sorry about that. Apparently there's a slimy creep making the rounds in my hood. I hope he smokes them and pukes.

-Paulo

Wow. That's terrible, man. I'm sorry for the misfortune.

 

[ZaneG]

Ugh. Talk about the grinch stealing Christmas.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Dude! That sucks!!!

 

[c.ortiz108]

That's some serious sleaze. Sorry for your loss. Maybe you can take it up with UPS and they're reimburse, once you find out what it was.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was my action coming your way. WTF!

 

[Hoshneer]

This is becoming a serious issue in some places. What a bunch of dicks. That is some low shit.

 

[problemsolverjc]

That's some serious sleaze. Sorry for your loss. Maybe you can take it up with UPS and they're reimburse, once you find out what it was.

UPS doesn't care. My dad sent us a lowes gift card directly from the site. Someone at UPS removed the gift card and delivered an empty package to my door. Lowes didn't refund anything, UPS didn't replace it. Luckily my dad's credit card company reversed the charge.

PS.... I'm sorry to hear Ryan's package to you went missing. That means you were in for some serious beatdown!!! Rasshat doesn't hit softly!

 

[Jesse]

That sucks man, I always worry about the stuff that sits at my door sometimes.

 

[Senor Perfecto]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was my action coming your way. WTF!

CRAP. Damn it. I'm sorry Ryan. I will let you know if it turns up. The effort (sneaky as it may be!) is much, much appreciated amigo.

I'm hoping the slimebucket realizes he has no use for the contents and does something other than toss em.

 

[irie]

people suck sometimes

 

[DanLAXX1]

Those sticks are about to become some lowlife's blunts. But seriously, that sucks. I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I never understood stealing boxes. I mean, what if it was a box of huge dildos or something like that? lol Makes no sense to me.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was my action coming your way. WTF!

CRAP. Damn it. I'm sorry Ryan. I will let you know if it turns up. The effort (sneaky as it may be!) is much, much appreciated amigo.

I'm hoping the slimebucket realizes he has no use for the contents and does something other than toss em.

Cue sad trumpet music...

Should we use signature required for you?

 

[Defetis]

Shady business going on. sucks to see

 

[StogieNinja]

Dude. That SUCKS.

 

[CATom]

Dude that sucks. Had it happen to me a few times. My carrier doesn't leave packages anymore...

 

[Jmphotog]

Damn. That blows donkey d!ck !!!

 

[BrewinHooligan]

This kind of shit really bugs me... My neighborhood isn't the best, but I will say that the one benefit I can see to my apartment complex is that everything that isn't delivered right to me goes to the office and I have to show ID and sign for it. Almost wasn't able to get a package NIZZLE sent to "BrewinHooligan" instead of my real name because of it though. Sucks man, I hope the bastard gets his jimmy caught in his zipper and then spills hot sauce on it.

 

[Senor Perfecto]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was my action coming your way. WTF!

CRAP. Damn it. I'm sorry Ryan. I will let you know if it turns up. The effort (sneaky as it may be!) is much, much appreciated amigo.

I'm hoping the slimebucket realizes he has no use for the contents and does something other than toss em.

Cue sad trumpet music...

Should we use signature required for you?

I guess always my office address in El Segundo. NOT that anyone should ever be sending unrequested goods!

 

[Cigary43]

Have had some things taken from my front porch as well and now when I order something I make sure I sign for it...even if i have to make special trip to get it.