Victoria's Secret

[caudio51]

So I went there today to get a few things for Felissa (g/f). Do you guys know what bras cost? The one I bought was 30 bucks. Thirty! How can women complain about the cost of cigars with that price for over the shoulder boulder holders???? :eyequiver

 

[Jwrussell]

LMAO, "over the shoulder boulder holders"! :rofl:

 

[David]

I bought my wife a pair of red panties last week for $34...they contained less material than the 59 cent hanky that I spew snot in to.

 

[cvm4]

LMAO, "over the shoulder boulder holders"! :rofl:

LOL! That's a good one Tom :hysterica :bouncetau

 

[Kingston]

So I went there today to get a few things for Felissa (g/f). Do you guys know what bras cost? The one I bought was 30 bucks. Thirty! How can women complain about the cost of cigars with that price for over the shoulder boulder holders???? :eyequiver

Would you rather she wore Hanes her way granny panties?
Trust me on this, this is money well spent.
Previous GF was a Target girl, this one is a VS addict, and there's a difference (besides the obvious).
They also sell beauty products and regular clothes (through their catalog).
Damn near 3 of them a week show up at our place.

 

[caudio51]

Would you rather she wore Hanes her way granny panties?
Trust me on this, this is money well spent.
Previous GF was a Target girl, this one is a VS addict, and there's a difference (besides the obvious).
They also sell beauty products and regular clothes (through their catalog).
Damn near 3 of them a week show up at our place.

Oh absolutely. I wasn't really complaining but more of a shock!:bigeyes:

 

[Kingston]

You should see the prices on the "good" jeans, that "fit better".
Yikes,

 

[caudio51]

You should see the prices on the "good" jeans, that "fit better".
Yikes,

Oh I was there a few weeks ago. You spent what on jeans? They drive me to :bottle:

 

[Wasch_24]

Dude, you need to stock up during the semi-annual sales, that bra would have been $4.


Don't ask how I know this but it is a fact.

 

[caudio51]

Dude, you need to stock up during the semi-annual sales, that bra would have been $4.


Don't ask how I know this but it is a fact.

ummmmmmmm not sure I want to go there....

I'll take that advice though.

 

[Jwrussell]

Todd speaks the truth...wait till your married oh single one.

 

[caudio51]

Todd speaks the truth...wait till your married oh single one.

Married!?!?!? If I get married there goes my cigar budget!

 

[Black Dog]

The trick is to amass so many cigars BEFORE you get married that she could never tell what's new when you get more. And Good Lord, never explain box codes to her.

 

[caudio51]

The trick is to amass so many cigars BEFORE you get married that she could never tell what's new when you get more. And Good Lord never explain box codes to her.

Solid advice! :santa2:

 

[Kingston]

Another trick is if you decide to upgrade your cooler to a larger one, make sure you use the same brand and same color.
I managed to pull the cooler switch without her noticing, and since she never looks inside, she can't complain about the cigars.
Her shoes and damn purses, on the other hand, are everywhere and can always be used as ammunition if she brings up the cigars.

 

[cvm4]

Another trick is if you decide to upgrade your cooler to a larger one, make sure you use the same brand and same color.
I managed to pull the cooler switch without her noticing, and since she never looks inside, she can't complain about the cigars.
Her shoes and damn purses, on the other hand, are everywhere and can always be used as ammunition if she brings up the cigars.

:rofl: That's classic right there! :hysterica

 

[caudio51]

Another trick is if you decide to upgrade your cooler to a larger one, make sure you use the same brand and same color.
I managed to pull the cooler switch without her noticing, and since she never looks inside, she can't complain about the cigars.
Her shoes and damn purses, on the other hand, are everywhere and can always be used as ammunition if she brings up the cigars.

You are so wise! :usaflag:

 

[Kingston]

From The Art of War

Hence that general is skillful in attack whose
opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skillful
in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack.

By discovering the enemy's dispositions and remaining
invisible ourselves, we can keep our forces concentrated,
while the enemy's must be divided.

:ninja:

 

[caudio51]

Lmao!

 

[Kurtdesign1]

Sorry Todd, this one needed to be topped...

Dude, you need to stock up during the semi-annual sales, that bra would have been $4.


Don't ask how I know this but it is a fact.

Don't you mean Bro! Sorry, I dont mean that with malice, it's just too funny to overlook at 2 o'clock in the morning after nicotine from 3 cigars.