Walmart Wine

[caudio51]

Wal-Mart has announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's
largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable
price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts,
but "there is a market for cheap wine among Federal,State,County,and City employees and others," said Kathy Micken, director of marketing. She continued,
"But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive
name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in popularity
are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine! ...
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum), or red meat (Squirrel).

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: And to think I almost thought you were serious!

 

[MichiganM]

:headroll:

That's funny stuff. I'm glad we have Meijer up here, I can avoid Wal-Mart altogether.

 

[Eric]

I just finished watching WAL-MART: The High Cost of Low Price. While I knew most of the material presented in the documentary, it's a good watch :thumbsup:

 

[caudio51]

I just finished watching WAL-MART: The High Cost of Low Price. While I knew most of the material presented in the documentary, it's a good watch :thumbsup:

I've wanted to see that but forgot the name.

Off to see if I can add it to my que.

 

[cvm4]

Was added to my queue earlier in the day

 

[caudio51]

Crap, you're totally gonna get my copy.

 

[cvm4]

Yea only 75 more movies to go before I can watch it :blob:

:rofl:

 

[GuyMcBeerdrinker]

you know you can move movies around, right?

 

[caudio51]

you know you can move movies around, right?

They work great as frisbees! :rofl:

 

[cvm4]

you know you can move movies around, right?

Yea I know...If I did that I'd probably be doing it every day then. It's a good lesson in patience :dunno: