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smokingIsh

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This thread is in honor of "The Frank", which we all know is our buddy Pete's new monster series. Since Halloween is coming up, I thought it would be fun to create our own monster cigars here at the BOTL. So I will go first....

My monster cigar is The Gremlin. A petite corona. 5 1/8 inches X 40. Shaggy foot. Candella wrapper with ligero binder and filler. This little green bastard will destroy you!!!
 
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I'm going to call mine Serpentes and it will be a braided cigar of 8" or so by a 36ring each cigar with a barberpole of corojo and corojo maduro wrapper with a touch of ligero in the filler. That way I can share my creation with friends, because I love you guys hehe. :togetherl
 

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Jeckel and Hyde! dark US Conneticut broadleaf/Dominican Chateau de la Fuente cameroon barber pole wrapper; Tatuaje Black binder; Opus X filler. Pigtailed Double Corona!!
 

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Jeckel and Hyde! dark US Conneticut broadleaf/Dominican Chateau de la Fuente cameroon barber pole wrapper; Tatuaje Black binder; Opus X filler. Pigtailed Double Corona!!
I'm going to call mine Serpentes and it will be a braided cigar of 8" or so by a 36ring each cigar with a barberpole of corojo and corojo maduro wrapper with a touch of ligero in the filler. That way I can share my creation with friends, because I love you guys hehe. :togetherl
Both of these sound awesome.
 
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The Succubus. A light, attractive Connecticut wrapper to fool you into thinking it is going to be a smooth, mild smoke. Then the corojo binder and ligero filler show you your mistake. The band would have a busty vamp on it, of course.
 

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Me monster? Veiny doble corona. :wink:

Now, seriously; I loved both the Gremlin, Jeckyl and Hyde and the Succubus!!! I'd have "The Werewolf" a ligero, oscuro wrapper, shagfoot robusto. 5" x 52. It'd be packed on chests that'd look like left in the lawn for a tad too long, with cedar shavings padding.
 
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I'd call mine "Dracula"

It'd be a cabaiguan blend with a connecticut broadleaf wrapper. Torpedos i think...to match the pointy fangs. Sold in a big coffin with 2 cigars in it.

Wait! Is that plagerism?!?! Nah, there's enough differences.
 

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Mine would be the Mother-in-Law a true monster, in honor of my wife's dealing with her MIL, my mom.

It would be a 4x60, short and fat sucker. A Mexican Puro, that is harsh and bitter, to the point that you would only want to smoke it for a second, before realizing you should have never sparked it up.

I haven't designed the packageing yet, but it's sure to be outdated and gaudy.
 

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Mine would be the Mother-in-Law a true monster, in honor of my wife's dealing with her MIL, my mom.

It would be a 4x60, short and fat sucker. A Mexican Puro, that is harsh and bitter, to the point that you would only want to smoke it for a second, before realizing you should have never sparked it up.
hahaha
 

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Mine would be the Mother-in-Law a true monster, in honor of my wife's dealing with her MIL, my mom.

It would be a 4x60, short and fat sucker. A Mexican Puro, that is harsh and bitter, to the point that you would only want to smoke it for a second, before realizing you should have never sparked it up.
:headroll: Hilarious!
 

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I think my monster would be the Mummy, Pyramid shaggy of course in a sarcophagus instead of coffin box. Double wrapper with a few rough holes in the outer leaf so it comes out like an ugly Felipe Leopard with more veins and teeth to it. Blend would have to be a shocker too, with some extra ligero added to the foot to fatten it up and start it out with a scream. Band should be an off white with the feel of papyrus. Oh yea and I'd use the East/West Coast Blend so it dosn't overpower, but will not stop chasing you.
 

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I'd add that last Mummy to me must-have list as well! (Pete, if ye're reading this, ye already have a neat idea for two years from now's Monster)
 
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