What Not to Get the Wife for Christmas

[DocLogic77]

Derek and I were just chatting and thought of the what not to get the wife for christmas thread. Any funny stories about past mistakes would be more than welcomed.

1) Thigh Master
2) Cleaning or cooking products
3) Exercise bike
4) Dress one size too small
5) Bra one size too big
6) Any book written by Dr. Phil (you will pay for that one all year)
7) A cabinet humidor (come on I know you want to but just don't)
8. Polygrip
9) Douche
10) Beard Trimmer

Please feel free to add.

 

[tobby4]

Anal beads... oh thats for Todd nevermind

 

[derek]

A book of better BJ techniques
A bottle of TrimSpa

 

[DocLogic77]

Anal beads... oh thats for Todd nevermind

Anal Beads LMAO

 

[tedski]

Vacuum cleaner
Iron + Ironing board
Membership to Jenny Craig

 

[pharmgator]

Gift certificate for one Brazilian Wax

 

[ATCDub]

Tires and a gift certificate to Jiffy Lube.

 

[DocLogic77]

Gift certificate for one Brazilian Wax

My wife might actually like that one believe it or not. :smile:

 

[DocLogic77]

I have another one

Listerine

 

[AZsteelman]

a hooker

 

[tobby4]

Randy is either drunk or watching the lake house again...

 

[Greg]

Randy is either drunk or watching the lake house again...

:rofl: LMFAO!!!

 

[AZsteelman]

drunk

 

[DocLogic77]

Don't get the wife drunk??? How else do you get laid??? :grin:

 

[AZsteelman]

Don't get the wife drunk??? How else do you get laid??? :grin:

I was answering a question..........

 

[RonC]

waffle iron didnt go over to well one christmas

 

[Greg]

Do not buy the wife a gun.

Also, do not buy her garden shears, or any large scissors for that matter.

 

[DocLogic77]

I was answering a question..........

My bad I have also had a few drinks. LOL.

 

[caudio51]

Pots & Pans

 

[DocLogic77]

The book: Cooking for Dumbies