What would you do?

[DSturg369]

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at
you.

You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN





Democrat's Answer:


Well, that' s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wif e think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?


If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this stree t so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.



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Republican's Answer:


BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
:bangbang:

 

[GoneDave]

As a Southener , I find that offensive! There is NO WAY I would drag a dead terrorist to the taxidermy!!:tonguerol

 

[TBone]

My birth certificate says I'm a Northerner but by trigger finger says Southerner.

 

[RigilKent]

yeah live up north but in the middle of no where wisconsin whats the difference between that and southerners ??? BANG sept i have a Taurus

 

[Volusianator]

That there's a goodin' y'all!

 

[Daviso27]

I would have disarmed him with my bare hands...Ive been trained by European Ninjas!

 

[jmatkins]

As a Southener , I find that offensive! There is NO WAY I would drag a dead terrorist to the taxidermy!!:tonguerol

Yep!!

 

[dpricenator]

I am way to cheap to use that many bullets when 2-3 well placed shots would more than do the trick. Don't even yell Praise Allah around me, I may shoot just in case.

 

[Len___T]

double tap...no more no less...And my personal fave carry would be a 45 tho...len

 

[gbpacker66]

I would offer the guy a cigar, and a free membership to the BOTL. If he refused, then I would shoot him.:stretchgr

 

[WhiteLightning]

Shoot him!

 

[vorra65]

Yah, skip the taxidermist. Drag him down to the local CAIR, and bury him with his ass in the air.

Then they could use him for a a bike rack, bout the most useful thing the little piece of fecal matter could be used for. :stretchgr

 

[daniyal]

Is that supposed to be funny? May be I don't get it because I'm a Muslim

 

[ezrider]

As a Southener , I find that offensive! There is NO WAY I would drag a dead terrorist to the taxidermy!!:tonguerol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[caudio51]

Two to the chest, one to the head

 

[vorra65]

Is that supposed to be funny? May be I don't get it because I'm a Muslim

There was no offense meant, to you or your faith of choice.

I think the original post stated "terrorist"

If by chance sir, you feel you have some link to this type of person - you then have the right to be offended. If that is the case, then I'm sure that I'm not the only brother here that feels a bit sad that you have chosen that particular path.

Nothing wrong with "good" Muslim's. To each his own, you can worship a walnut for all I care.

Terrorist was the target (no pun intended) of the thread.

Perhaps the next time we poke fun at a group , perhaps we will use the Amish. Oh wait, they haven't blown the shit out of anybody yet- have they?

I'll start-

Q. What goes clippity clop,clippity clop, clippity clop -bang bang-clippity clop?

A. An Amish drive by.:headroll:

No do you feel better?

Shit, I hope I didn't piss any Amish folks off. :eyepoke:

Do they use puters?

 

[caudio51]

The person is a terrorist.

It is meant to make fun of the political differences between Republicans & Democrats.

 

[Wasch_24]

Is that supposed to be funny? May be I don't get it because I'm a Muslim

Yeah, as a Muslim you may not find any humor in it.

Please do note that the original poster did write "Islamic Terrorist" and not 'a Muslim' or Daniyal.

By all means you are entitled to take offense but bare in mind I am sure no offense was meant.

If "Islamic Terrorist" was replaced with "Catholic IRA member" I doubt Catholic members of the board would be offended.

Just my $0.2

 

[Jwrussell]

Is that supposed to be funny? May be I don't get it because I'm a Muslim

Not that I want to encourage this conversation, but he may have been responding to DePricenator's statement.

Don't even yell Praise Allah around me, I may shoot just in case.

 

[Wasch_24]

Who knows?