Wife has no sense of humor

[strife]

I'm standing in our kitchen last night with my wife who's been going to something called zumba to get in shape. Now after failing miserably in Funkes' Biggest Loser Contest I'm thinking I really need to do something to get my fat ass in shape so I tell my wife that we can both benefit from a great calorie burner, more sex. As she glares at me I hear a fairly long and high pitched "Ewwwww" emanating from the next room, the tone and pitch of which can only be that of my 20 year old daughter. I ask her what that was for and she tells me that the idea of me making love to my wife is "gross" and "nasty".

So me being the comedian immediately replies "Yeah I know it is, but some one has to do it." Geesh, no sense of humor. Guess who's not going on the booty diet now? :sadpace:

 

[Psojka RP,601]

:laugh: man, thats a good one...

Sometimes, they just don't get us bro...no wait, ALL the time! haha thats rough

but funny

 

[Slow Burn]

if you smoke a cigar everytime your hungry, you'l get thin (and yellow) real quick!

i tell mine the same thing all the time!

 

[ctaylor]

Lmao!!

 

[nofeardiver]

a hahaha, i got to use that one...

 

[WhiteLightning]

:rolling:

 

[rick12string]

:hammersma :rofl:

 

[daniyal]

LMAO they never do...


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[SkinsFanLarry]

Just keep holding out Mike, she'll come back begging you in know time!

 

[njstone]

Lol, women are funny about stuff like that.

 

[HalloweenHarry31]

Ouch.... :grin:

 

[Shmear]

Hahahaha, tough luck, Mike.

 

[Alwayslit]

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbpCRM1VZmw"]YouTube- Ratt-Lovin' You Is A Dirty Job (Official Music Video)[/nomedia]......your anthem.....LOL:grin:

 

[PLUSH]

What, she didn't agree with you opeyes:

 

[ciggy]

Reminds me of a Ralphie May (comedian) line that says ""In a relationship fellas, you can either be right or you can be happy!" Sounds like you chose the wrong one! Ouch!!:hysterica

 

[Pooh Bore]

lmao - No home cooked food for you and all the chores you will do to make amends should kick start the diet nicel. !!

 

[strife]

What, she didn't agree with you opeyes:

Oh snap, that's cold. :grinFU:

lmao - No home cooked food for you and all the chores you will do to make amends should kick start the diet nicel. !!

I do all of the cooking which is part of the weight problem, if she cooked I could drop 70 pounds in no time. :sadpace:

 

[Alwayslit]

I do all of the cooking which is part of the weight problem, if she cooked I could drop 70 pounds in no time. :sadpace:

......I see you're going for bonus points........LOL:grin: