Words Women Use

[caudio51]

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING

This is the calm before the sto rm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal stat ementoften misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

 

[cvm4]

Damn now I understand everything!

 

[caudio51]

Yea, now the code has been broken!!!

 

[Black Dog]

Wow, that explains so much..........

 

[tedski]

Then there is also ...

Does this make me look big?

This has always been a trick question. If you say anything other than "Hell no babe, you look great" ... the only sex you will be getting for the next month will be from from your right hand.