carocaniac
i hope this lighter works
This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans.
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The
guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, and moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to New Orleans! There's so many crazy people
there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor
public schools, and the highest crime rate!"
Jack replied; "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad
as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,
enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as
anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said; "Oh, thank you. I've
been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take
your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
:rofl:
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The
guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, and moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to New Orleans! There's so many crazy people
there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor
public schools, and the highest crime rate!"
Jack replied; "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad
as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,
enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as
anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said; "Oh, thank you. I've
been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take
your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
:rofl:
