Chuck Norris!

[SkinsFanLarry]

Least we forget, Chuck Norris is a hunter....and he allows us to enjoy damn good Craft Beer and fine cigars! :cbig:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Have I had to much to drink and smoke tonight....oh, hell no! :cbig:

 

[JDog]

Chuck Norris does own a cigar shop, I believe. And I do think you drank to much.

 

[daniyal]

Chuck Norris is NOT a hunter, as being a hunter implies a chance of failure, Chuck Norris is a KILLER!

 

[ciggy]

LOL...funny thread! FYI...he will be in the new Expendable's movie from what I hear. Can't wait for that one!

 

[orangedog]

LOL...funny thread! FYI...he will be in the new Expendable's movie from what I hear. Can't wait for that one!

You mean chuck Norris allows the cameras to work in his presence. But yes, can't wait!

 

[usmcpurcell]

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

 

[GoingPostal]

Chuck Norris is a pacifist. He can pass-a-fist through your face.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris

 

[Craig Mac]

http://www.botl.org/community/forums/showthread.php?t=19113

 

[JDog]

http://www.botl.org/community/forums/showthread.php?t=19113

That's funny. :clap: Thank you for digging it up.

 

[Craig Mac]

That's funny. :clap: Thank you for digging it up.

There are another 3-4 CN threads here too, just have to use the search feature.....

 

[matty07]

Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he denies the needle
then asks for a handgun and bucket!!!

 

[ciggy]

Chuck Norris laughs in the face of Chuck Norris.

 

[RaschNuts]

- While most people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

- Chuck Norris can talk about fight club

- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

 

[The EVP]

The irristable force met the immovable object. The result was Chuck Norris.

 

[javajunkie]

in the beginning there was notheing, and God said "let there be light".

chuck norris replied "say please".

 

[The EVP]

There are another 3-4 CN threads here too, just have to use the search feature.....

Isn't there a rule here about topping old threads?

 

[orangedog]

The irristable force met the immovable object. The result was Chuck Norris.

...and he allowed Jane to sing about it.

 

[BrandonP]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried!

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[ciggy]

Chuck Norris is so tough, just his glare can change the molecular structure of this....

into this...