I'm registered to take the online test. I think I'll do alright as long as they ask science questions. I will have to brush up on some bullshit literature and crap for my online test. If I make it through the online exam (after a couple beers of course), I will have do a contestant audition. I think I can actually do this! Nothing like being a 28yo "conventional" college senior with life experience that has taught me lots of little trivial tidbits. I think that'd give me an advantage over the 18-22yo dipshits I'd be competing against. Think they'd let me have a beer on my podium? If so I'll be an IPA!
