How to tell how drunk you are.

[tripp]

Say It Drunk



Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.



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[ohpus]

How about, Thanks, but I can't possibly smoke another cigar!!!

 

[caudio51]

LMAO! Good one!

 

[David]

Funny stuff!

 

[ATCDub]

Funny and accurate all in the same post. Actually some of those made me cringe just a bit. Must have cut a little too close to the bone if you know what I mean.

 

[ohpus]

How about, no I REALLY don't want to go on a fast food run!!!

 

[tobby4]

HA those are great... and oh so accurate

 

[jasontp]

:rofl:We have to make sure this thread keeps going so that I can find it the next time I'm drunk (tonight? what? no, not me!) And I can't say specificity sober!

 

[Puff13]

thats great..:rofl:

 

[jcgoldner]

so true! so true!

 

[Hoshneer]

Time to revive a old thread and most something drunk.... Yay me! Yar

 

[Rupe]

how about

"Karaoke? No thanks I'm not a very good singer"

 

[RaschNuts]

This is awesome!!

 

[LigaPrivadaFanboy]

Another one - "Sorry, but I cannot possibly have sex with you - no condoms!"

 

[sneak_a_cigar]

Everything but d and g have applied to me in the past.

Past is the key word there.
Sneak

 

[SDShark]

I will need to put this on my fridge!

 

[Hoshneer]

Yes I would much rather take a piss inside your house and use your lovely toilet instead of whizzing on the tree in the front yard.

This may just be me though. I like whizzing on stuff when I'm drunk. :/

 

[jimmypa]

Yes I would much rather take a piss inside your house and use your lovely toilet instead of whizzing on the tree in the front yard.

This may just be me though. I like whizzing on stuff when I'm drunk. :/

Haha...Yes I would much rather whiz on the tree in the front yard instead of pissing inside your house in your lovely fake plant in the living room.

At this point there isn't much thought process going on though...

 

[bballbaby]

good stuff

thanks for the laugh!!

 

[ciggy]

Funny....How about this one?
Last call, I have a plane to fly! :stickbeat