Oddest things you see while burning a stick.....

[Hskrvern]

My favorite time to enjoy a cigar is at night here in Utah. Where I'm at I can see a good deal of shooting stars and stuff like that. I also have on occasion chased a few damn deer off of my lawn and I have run off a few coyotes. Because of the coyotes I always have my 1911 on me in case one decides to take a bite of me! However, last night I saw something really odd that explained a few things.

I was out back behind a bunk house on the property that I rent I saw a light that's not usually on and steam coming out of the window. I skulked over to investigate and what do I notice? My not so situational aware wife buck naked standing in front of the window while her bath was being drawn :ccowboy:. So, I decide to belly up to the window sill and try and figure out why the window was open. After 5 minutes of observation I got board and decided to ask her what the heck she was doing. I have never scared her so badly in my 12 years of marriage :laugh:. I now know why she has had a stalker in every dang duty station I've been to! So what crazy things have yall seen while enjoying a stick?

 

[Rick]

Aside from deer, turkeys, coyotes, and other critters wandering through my yard, I did have a bat fly into my gazebo while enjoying a cigar one summer evening.....

 

[Robertsndr68]

My favorite time to enjoy a cigar is at night here in Utah. Where I'm at I can see a good deal of shooting stars and stuff like that. I also have on occasion chased a few damon deer off of my lawn and I have run off a few coyotes. Because of the coyotes I always have my 1911 on me in case one decides to take a bite of me! However, last night I saw something really odd that explained a few things.

I was out back behind a bunk house on the property that I rent I saw a light that's not usually on and steam coming out of the window. I skulked over to investigate and what do I notice? My not so situational aware wife buck naked standing in front of the window while her bath was being drawn :ccowboy:. So, I decide to belly up to the window sill and try and figure out why the window was open. After 5 minutes of observation I got board and decided to ask her what the heck she was doing. I have never scared her so badly in my 12 years of marriage :laugh:. I now know why she has had a stalker in every dang duty station I've been to! So what crazy things have yall seen while enjoying a stick?

LMAO DUDE!!! haha that was hilarious

 

[CigarGavin]

My favorite time to enjoy a cigar is at night here in Utah. Where I'm at I can see a good deal of shooting stars and stuff like that. I also have on occasion chased a few damn deer off of my lawn and I have run off a few coyotes. Because of the coyotes I always have my 1911 on me in case one decides to take a bite of me! However, last night I saw something really odd that explained a few things.

I was out back behind a bunk house on the property that I rent I saw a light that's not usually on and steam coming out of the window. I skulked over to investigate and what do I notice? My not so situational aware wife buck naked standing in front of the window while her bath was being drawn :ccowboy:. So, I decide to belly up to the window sill and try and figure out why the window was open. After 5 minutes of observation I got board and decided to ask her what the heck she was doing. I have never scared her so badly in my 12 years of marriage :laugh:. I now know why she has had a stalker in every dang duty station I've been to! So what crazy things have yall seen while enjoying a stick?

That's awesome! Haha

 

[James]

That is priceless! I'd've just stood there enjoying my stick all silent and waiting for her to notice me, ya know play the creepy peeper part! LOL

 

[mjohop]

I was sitting on my buddy's porch, we were smoking after work, it was probably about midnight if not a little later, we saw two people walk by in the rain without shoes on, they asked us for directions to a place we never heard of, shortly after the cops came barreling down the street and the two took off, never did figure out what happened.

 

[Dave]

Ttiwwp

 

[Treinenwj]

Ttiwwp

Huh??

 

[Dave]

Ttiwwp

Huh??

.....joke.....not funny in this case, perhaps

Maybe not used much here, but in other places, it stands for "This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures"

 

[Hskrvern]

Ha, I was waiting for that.

 

[JoshF]

A buddy and I were on the back porch having a beer and cigars and saw the neighbor who lives behind me trying to catch a armadillo that was tearing up his yard in a laundry basket. He got it over the thing but didnt know they could jump. There was lots of cursing, running, and falling down lol. We invited him over to have a beer and cigar with us and hes been smoking ever since. :cbig:

 

[Simian504]

Easy! 2 mice "doing it" on a fence post at my cousin's place. Old cuz was drunk so he started cheering them on. Lol! NatGeo baby!!!

 

[Treinenwj]

Can't say I've seen too many odd things while smoking, but I did have a hummingbird land on my foot once. Apparently that cigar had me pretty relaxed.

 

[ciggy]

Can't say I've seen too many odd things while smoking, but I did have a hummingbird land on my foot once. Apparently that cigar had me pretty relaxed.

I love my hummingbirds...wish they would land on me. That would make a cool pic!
weird?funny for me was watching my neighbor go on a cussing spree that could make a sailor blush...he has Tourette syndrome. He's a good guy though so I don't mind. It was just the funniest thing I ever saw.

 

[Alwayslit]

Three squirrels being romantic.