Merry Christmas Ya Filty Animals...

[Markofoz]

OK... so..

To make a LOOOONNNGGG story short... I have in my Posession.... 2 fiver's of Total Dog Shit Gars. (Quorum, 809, El Artisto bambino and other ASSnastyGARS)

all were given to me as Gifts...

So I thought why should I be the only one to suffer with these.

Letting my inner grinch out...

Tell me who deserves these smokes and why in under 50 words... ( Also PM me thir address.. )

I'll pick two winners and off they will go.....without a return address obviosuly.

 

[Zen Smoker222]

Haha nice there's a guy at the lounge I go to that smokes the last of his oddball cigars out off his pipe like smokes the ENTIRE cigar clean he would probably think they were bomb I could I don't know his address but I could give the places address and his name

 

[Craig Mac]

I wouldn't wish those cigars on anyone, well maybe one person... but I don't dislike him that much

 

[Hoshneer]

The truth is there is a lot of people that would enjoy those. Every smoke has its place. Just not in my humidor. Lol.

 

[MoJo]

not worth the shipping so my recommendation is to whomever you live closest to, preferably driving distance. Bonus points if you deliver the sticks drive by style, throw them at the person out of your car window without stopping, double points for video/pics

that is unless you find one of the people who enjoy those cigars

 

[Zen Smoker222]

not worth the shipping so my recommendation is to whomever you live closest to, preferably driving distance. Bonus points if you deliver the sticks drive by style, throw them at the person out of your car window without stopping, double points for video/pics

that is unless you find one of the people who enjoy those cigars

+1!!!

 

[javajunkie]

send them, along with something you like as well, to the troops?

 

[JLB]

send them, along with something you like as well, to the troops?

+1.............

 

[Markofoz]

send them, along with something you like as well, to the troops?

I refuse to punish the troops with these...

I mean, there is a Gurkha ..Ancient Warrior ( John Holmes looking stick) in the mix.

 

[Ecks]

I like the drive by idea =D

 

[jimmypa]

not worth the shipping so my recommendation is to whomever you live closest to, preferably driving distance. Bonus points if you deliver the sticks drive by style, throw them at the person out of your car window without stopping, double points for video/pics

that is unless you find one of the people who enjoy those cigars

drive by style...i love it!! lol

 

[Zen Smoker222]

send them, along with something you like as well, to the troops?

Mans got a point troops would love them....

 

[Markofoz]

While drive by wold be fun I'm afraid I'd get hit with a massive littering fine...would prefer the secret bomb. Approach..


Guy gets home , sees a random package...gets all excited. Knows they are cigars...of course the return address says. Liga Privada/ Opus X factory or something...them BAMMM...he opens it to find a mess of Dog Rockets..the smile quickly fading to tears..

 

[CigarGavin]

Print off cuban labels on regular printer paper, tape them on the sticks, then gift them to the guy at your local that always talks about all the cubans he has smoked in mexico.... while he is smoking a RP edge.... would make his day :nono::nono::nono:

 

[zama80]

Print off cuban labels on regular printer paper, tape them on the sticks, then gift them to the guy at your local that always talks about all the cubans he has smoked in mexico.... while he is smoking a RP edge.... would make his day :nono::nono::nono:

Now that is just wrong....funny, very funny..but wrong. And I love it. :stretchgr

 

[javajunkie]

Print off cuban labels on regular printer paper, tape them on the sticks, then gift them to the guy at your local that always talks about all the cubans he has smoked in mexico.... while he is smoking a RP edge.... would make his day :nono::nono::nono:

Now that is just wrong....funny, very funny..but wrong. And I love it. :stretchgr

still say our men and women could use them, but this makes my evil little inner punker smile. o)

 

[Alwayslit]

Ho,ho,ho.......nice!