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HillbillyPyro

that's what she said
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So I'm sitting here in my RV, and my wife says, "Isn't it great that we will be out of town for the next however many years that we want"? It is nice now that we no longer have a mailbox, or an address that anyone knows. As we roll through another town I spot a cigar shop that looks interesting, and from the back I hear.."NO! Don't stop!" But of course I do. There is this one HTF cigar that I have heard about and I want to ask the guys in the shop if they are good. Turns out they are just a small shop with only a couple accounts, so I drop a LP and Crowned Heads bomb on them and run out the door before they can return fire.

Oh, and did I mention that I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison?
And i went, to pick her up, in the rain...



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