Pretending to be mad at my wife.

[Jerren]

So I'm down to 1 car at the moment and my wife had scheduled a Dr's appointment for the same time she needed to pick me up from work. I pretended to be upset that now I have to find something to do for one and a half to two hours.

Of course you guys know the best way to burn (excuse the pun) 2 hours away. I'm skipping like a school girl 2 blocks up the street to the nicest cigar bar in the area. I'm sure this will be the happiest 2 hours of my day!

I just now have to figure out what I will buy today. I'm thinking I'll try something new or something I've been wanting to try for a while.

 

[rdomfoto]

I think you need another hour or so to completely calm down and relax about being put in such a position :applause:

 

[H3rrington]

I love moments like this. I do it to my wife every so often. After enjoying my time alone she will arrive and feel bad then make me dinner and pre bed time festivities tend to be better than normal.

Enjoy your two hours brother

 

[rdomfoto]

And, as I said in another thread a while ago, if she still is upset about making you mad, have her bring some of her girlfriends over for an evening "keep the Sultan happy"

 

[halel]

Buy the most expensive cigar in the joint and she can't be mad

 

[Cigary43]

You parlay this by telling her you sat around for her while she was doing her appointment so she owes you for that by letting you have a few hours to do your "thing"...whatever that might be.

 

[Griz]

I'm skipping like a school girl 2 blocks up the street to the nicest cigar bar in the area..

i dang near peed my pants when I read this, funny as heck, hope you enjoyed a good cigar

 

[HillbillyPyro]

Hahaha! That's awesome! Might as well take advantage of it

 

[jmartins]

That is awesome. Enjoy it brother. IMO just be back sitting where she would pick you up and when you get in the car look down like it was a real rough day but then just look at her and be like How did everything go at the doctors.

You will look like a god good sir

 

[Jerren]

I ended up going with the Davidoff Nicaragua robusto. I figured I'd see what all the hype is about my self. I have to say it was pretty good. It started off with a little bitter taste and spice. That went away and I'm picking up a sweet wood. It's a very smooth cigar with a loose-ish draw with a bunch of smoke and decent burn line. It was a little crooked but didn't need retouching and it corrected it self. Only down side was the price. It's $19.

She finally called me to tell me the appointment was over when I was at the band and I'm like, "ugh ok, I guess you can head over to pick me up in about 45 mins. I have to wrap up this report." So I had time to smoke until I couldn't hold the cigar any longer. I made it back building just in time to stand out in the cold with a pitiful look on my face as she pulled up.

 

[jmartins]

I applaud you brother. That is the wiserhood (commercial reference)

 

[ENV]

Hahaha I do the same

 

[Jesse]

And, as I said in another thread a while ago, if she still is upset about making you mad, have her bring some of her girlfriends over for an evening "keep the Sultan happy"

Haha, that's pretty funny. Wish the old lady had hot girlfriends to even suggest that.

 

[mcroom]

Cool! Just be sure to complain about the inconvenience the next time she has you waiting around and do it all over again.

 

[cvm4]

Can't argue with that! May'be you'll tell her to always schedule around that time :wink: