Conversation with my wife.
- Thread starter Anthony_Joseph
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Wrong place to tell a secret... I'm using this for blackmail now. Don't worry; I already saved it to my phone.
5 min is a long poop? Dude I'm a ten minute minimum guy....
5 minutes?! Look when it was posted, LOL!
It depends for me. If I am home alone or my young kids are at grandma and grandpa's, it's an 'in and out' kinda thing. But when everyone is home and the kids are fighting with each other or just being loud and obnoxious, I'm easily a 10 minute guy, too. Okay, 1 minute and then 9 minutes of convincing myself I have to go back out there
A few years ago, there was a very short lived thread that involved replacing the act of pooping with a movie title! It was so funny..."The Longest Yard" comes to mind. I think mine was "The Green Mile"
It was swiftly removed by on of the mods, but times have changed....Somebody should give it another shot!
It was swiftly removed by on of the mods, but times have changed....Somebody should give it another shot!
Hahaha completely over looked the post time
So true!!
Cigary43
Just Another Ashhole
I am not one to wait on the john for things to develop....I'm the guy who waits til there is sweat on my upper lip with an urge so great that people can read your mind as you run past them in a desperate attempt to locate a suitable hole to drop enough cable by which neighborhoods around the area are asking themselves...WTH just happened? I don't have reading material in my bathrooms and I usually do my business in about 2 minutes...including paperwork dropping trousers and re zipping. I never want to hear about any escapades about bowel movements from my wife...please..let me have one semblance of mystery about her w/o my mind conjuring up some kind of sick twisted mental image of a starfish dying and then coming back to life again.
StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
bro you gotta hold it in until last minute and it'll slide right out with minimal wiping. Just like a dog!
Hahaha
priceless