My wife was getting a ticket for speeding on the interstate. The trooper was one of these real intimidating types, and my wife, who is relatively meek, wasn't going to say a thing.
As he began to write, out little rat dog jumped out the window and started dodging cars on the highway. My wife shrieked, jumped out and ran on the highway after her. My kids did the same. The trooper stood there watching for a second, then dropped his ticket book, and started running around on the interstate with them trying to get the stupid dog back.
After it was all over with the dog back in the car, the trooper tried to compose himself, but couldn't. He just patted the dog, and sent them all on their way.
The stupid dog got an extra portion of Kibbles & Bits that night!