hdroadglide
BoM x 2, BoY 2011
" I hate seeing Ara get bombed".
Isn't that ridiculous? Who would ever say that? Duh!
Isn't that ridiculous? Who would ever say that? Duh!
Sayings you HATE!!!
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StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
Not sure why, but this made me full on laugh.
I have this same thought on a daily basis.
I have said this to some of the neighborhood kids.
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Because I am in sales and work for a car dealership these are a few expressions I hear regularly that I can't stand:
1.) Is that your best price? No you idiot....it's my worst possible price but I was waiting for a sweetheart like you to come in so I can drop my pants just for you!
2.) But I'm paying cash.... I really don't give a shit if you are paying cash or financing because I don't make more if you don't finance...in fact...depending on the lender and the amount you are financing I can actually get a small reserve from the lender so it actually costs me a potential bonus if you don't finance
3.) I don't pay Admin Fees. Yes you do.....everybody does....I paid the fucking Admin Fee when I bought my vehicle from this dealership and I fucking work here....what makes you so god damned special that you shouldn't have to pay the same Admin Fee that everyone else does?
4.) You need to Sharpen your Pencil. This one really burns my ass because customers like to toss this statement out there like they are my grade 5 teacher giving me a warning because the last report I turned in wasn't up to snuff. I normally respond to this one by saying: "Lucky for both of us I don't use a pencil...I use a pen and I don't make mistakes." Basically...that's the price buddy....take it or leave it.
1.) Is that your best price? No you idiot....it's my worst possible price but I was waiting for a sweetheart like you to come in so I can drop my pants just for you!
2.) But I'm paying cash.... I really don't give a shit if you are paying cash or financing because I don't make more if you don't finance...in fact...depending on the lender and the amount you are financing I can actually get a small reserve from the lender so it actually costs me a potential bonus if you don't finance
3.) I don't pay Admin Fees. Yes you do.....everybody does....I paid the fucking Admin Fee when I bought my vehicle from this dealership and I fucking work here....what makes you so god damned special that you shouldn't have to pay the same Admin Fee that everyone else does?
4.) You need to Sharpen your Pencil. This one really burns my ass because customers like to toss this statement out there like they are my grade 5 teacher giving me a warning because the last report I turned in wasn't up to snuff. I normally respond to this one by saying: "Lucky for both of us I don't use a pencil...I use a pen and I don't make mistakes." Basically...that's the price buddy....take it or leave it.
But those are from customers....
What about " hey you can work bell to bell every day this week, right?"
Or
" why isn't this credit app complete?"
"WELL, remember 5 minutes ago when I said it was a cash deal...."
What about " hey you can work bell to bell every day this week, right?" Yep....this is my life...
Agentskull
BoM Feb 14
As a browns fan. "there is always next year"
Fuck try begin a lions fan brother next year never comes.
LigaPrivadaFanboy
Unrepentant Hoarder
"YOU ARE THE FATHER!" - prob the worst of all-time
"FU*CK YOU, YOU DONT KNOW ME!" - oh yes I do, and you smoke meth and have herpes
"What difference does it make?" - tell that to the families of the guys that died in Benghazi, bitch
"FU*CK YOU, YOU DONT KNOW ME!" - oh yes I do, and you smoke meth and have herpes
"What difference does it make?" - tell that to the families of the guys that died in Benghazi, bitch
wow! Me too!
Something a little close to home
You're fired.
My wife when I'm working on one of our cars:
Do you know what you're doing? (I rebuilt a 78 Camaro FFS)
And my wife's new favorite:
You are smoking too many cigars. I'm worried.
You're fired.
My wife when I'm working on one of our cars:
Do you know what you're doing? (I rebuilt a 78 Camaro FFS)
And my wife's new favorite:
You are smoking too many cigars. I'm worried.
Ducttapegonewild
Actual Size
I'd respond to this, but I need to tend to my kids...