As I was crammed inside an elevator this morning with 37 other people on my way up to the office, stopping at every floor, I reflected on the news that Lady Liberty's torch now burns at 300 million candlepower. It should come as no surprise, especially with all of our screwing around (forgive the pun), that sometime this week the 300,000,000th US citizen was born / naturalized / whatever. Look at it this way - we're still only the 3rd most populous country in the world...
For those interested, here's a brief history:
Jamestown in 1607
1600-1619: est. 210 population
Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock in 1620
1620-1629: est. 2499 population
1,000 Puritans arrive in Massachusetts in 1630
1630-1639: est. 5700 population
Within 10 years, 20,000 more Puritans arrive in Massachusetts
1640-1699: est. 213,500 population
1700-1749: est. 889,000 population
1800 Census: 5,309,000
1850 Census: 23,191,867
1900 Census: 75,995,000
1980 Census: 226 Million
1990 Census: 248 Million
Today: 300 Million +
As a public service, I wanted to provide everyone with the following tools. The next time you feel like lashing out at those who invade your personal space or engaging in conversation regarding controversial topics such as immigration...
- Lyrics to the song "I hate breeders" by the misfits here
- A recipe for Soylent Green can be found here. Serve it at your next overpopulation party.
- A primer on how to ignore people here. I'll post on how to ignore 299,999,999 people when I find one.
...enjoy and try not to take up too much space.
For those interested, here's a brief history:
Jamestown in 1607
1600-1619: est. 210 population
Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock in 1620
1620-1629: est. 2499 population
1,000 Puritans arrive in Massachusetts in 1630
1630-1639: est. 5700 population
Within 10 years, 20,000 more Puritans arrive in Massachusetts
1640-1699: est. 213,500 population
1700-1749: est. 889,000 population
1800 Census: 5,309,000
1850 Census: 23,191,867
1900 Census: 75,995,000
1980 Census: 226 Million
1990 Census: 248 Million
Today: 300 Million +
As a public service, I wanted to provide everyone with the following tools. The next time you feel like lashing out at those who invade your personal space or engaging in conversation regarding controversial topics such as immigration...
- Lyrics to the song "I hate breeders" by the misfits here
- A recipe for Soylent Green can be found here. Serve it at your next overpopulation party.
- A primer on how to ignore people here. I'll post on how to ignore 299,999,999 people when I find one.
...enjoy and try not to take up too much space.