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Elsewhere, someone referred to Hansotia as the PT Barnum of the cigar world. About the most accurate description ever.

Also, did Fox really describe the Gurkha Beauty as a $600 cigar?
 

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Remember. That's our tax dollars paying for that.

Did I read that Gurkha issues 20,000 boxes of those? Isn't that at least twice the amount of a Pete Johnson LE that fetches $10 per stick?
 

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Yup....20,000 boxes. If Bill is paying $1000 a cigar, he's getting bent over considering Cigar.com has them for $399.95. So much for that three year waiting list.
 
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I liked one Gurkha, the cellar reserve, UT even I found them inconsistent. As far as Gurkha is concerned, most taste bad, and many have major quality control issues. Too much time on the packaging. No one should have to spend fifteen or twenty bucks on a stick to get a good one from a brand.
 

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Yup....20,000 boxes. If Bill is paying $1000 a cigar, he's getting bent over considering Cigar.com has them for $399.95. So much for that three year waiting list.
That's the private reserve.
 
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"People try to copy us a lot, but we have no competition," says Hansotia. "We tell everybody, please smoke a Cuban cigar. And then smoke our cigars. And once they've smoked a Cuban And then once they smoke a Gurkha, or they smoke a cigar from Dominican Republic, they realize what a difference in quality it is. It's a very unique smell. It's a very unique flavor. Completely different than anything you've ever smoked in your life. So if you ever have the pleasure of smoking one, you will understand the difference in taste of a normal cigar to an HMR."

I haven't smoked a Cuban or a HMR...in fact I don't know half as much about cigars as guys on this board ...but to make a statement like this you have to be an a$$ hole...IMHO
 
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😂😂😂 Somebody get me Bill's email address I got a few Ghurkas I'll let go for a 100 a piece if he buys 10 or more he can get them for 50 a stick!! Hell since he's an ex president 49.95 !!
 
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Proof that if you stick a large enough price tag on something, people will buy it just because it's expensive.

I got stung by the whole Gurkha-CI thing when I first started smoking, they're just a bit crap.
 
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"People try to copy us a lot, but we have no competition," says Hansotia. "We tell everybody, please smoke a Cuban cigar. And then smoke our cigars. And once they've smoked a Cuban And then once they smoke a Gurkha, or they smoke a cigar from Dominican Republic, they realize what a difference in quality it is. It's a very unique smell. It's a very unique flavor. Completely different than anything you've ever smoked in your life. So if you ever have the pleasure of smoking one, you will understand the difference in taste of a normal cigar to an HMR."

I haven't smoked a Cuban or a HMR...in fact I don't know half as much about cigars as guys on this board ...but to make a statement like this you have to be an a$$ hole...IMHO

Whaaaaaaat? that needs fixing
 

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Maybe that is the type of cigar he had with Lewinsky and the price is worth the flashback to him. Hillary is not worth a $2 cigar.
Actually, that was the cigar in the whole Monica Lewinsky debacle. But it wasn't the actual cigar, apparently, he used a cigar tube. Reason i know this? It was a bar bet, thank god for the interwebs and smart phones...
 
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