Tatuaje: Little Monsters Series "Baby Face"
Ooooooo a closed foot..love me some closed feet. I enjoy it when the maker uses this method of closing the end of the wrapper. It helps light the cigar and starts the stick off on the right foot.....badump bump.
The wrapper is dark and smooth, with an oil sheen. The thin Connecticut skin band has leather face written all over it.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Put on TCSM 1974 because it's necessary. If you've never seen it, you must invite me over sometime, to the rock you've been living under....don't worry I won't hold it against you.
The hitchhiker is the perfect portrait of crazy.
Cold draw: tobacco/nuttiness and some cedar in the background.
I'm putting a torch to this stick while these stupid kids are going to fool around on their Daddy's property....and the setup begins as does my review.
Good and spicy on the light up just like these hot 1970s horror flick chicks...They don't make em' that way anymore.. bet it ends better for me than it does for them..
I'll let them explore the house while I explore the first third of the baby face. Oh poor Franklin...he's a cry baby face and the perfect character that you don't mind when he gets whacked.
This is a mild stick off the bat. I don't think leather face would be impressed. There is a smidgen of body...if the body of this stick were a women, it'd be Nicole Ritchie after "The Simple Life" ironically, I'm getting flavors of leather...insert ominous sounds here. The nuttiness through the cold draw follows through in the post light profile. Leather, nuttiness with a sweetness growing along the way..
"Don't go in there!"....silly girl. A cage chicken clucks at here eerily...lol
AND WE HAVE LEATHER FACE...BOOM. We also have a quick growing body in this cigar.
Chainsawing has commenced.
There's a deep earthiness that's wrapping its grip around the leather. The sweetness trickles on the end.
Franklin is alone with the blonde...it'd be great if he said "So...you want to know what it's like to do it in a wheelchair" and then he gets sawed up by Face....but sadly the story is already written.
I'm almost halfway through the stick. The burn line and draw are perfect. The smoke is getting creamy and the body is still building.
Oh shit! Leather face just sledge hammered the friend with the white guy 70s Afro. This smoke is getting good... It's building with the suspense of the movie..lol the strength picked up quick...Nichole Ritchie is getting some meet on her bones.
The spice is picking up on the retro as Sally and Franklin go off into the dark......yeah, they're gonna die....BIG SURPRISE. "JeeeeeRRRRRRRY!"
Tons of smoke on command.
Well, there goes Franklin....
Mmmm...this cigar is really coming into its own. The flavors are rich and the finish is spicy through the retro...man Sally can scream..she's pretty quick too, must have ran track in high school. I'm getting licorice mixing with the spice on the retro.
Sally, your fucked. Oh shit, she just jumped out the damn window..
The cigar is leaving spice on the tongue as I'm about to get through the band. Damn leather face is fast for the brute that he is.
Shit this smoke has a shot gun shells worth of pepper on the end. The flavors are hiding behind it... Must be scared of the Face!
The body is definitely full....Nichole, you pig.
Hahahahahaha Sally's getting swatted with a broom by a dirty old man....lmfao
Almost nub time (for me and Sally) I'm really enjoying how this smoke has progressed. Spicy earthy and just enough sweet to round it out. The creaminess of the body fills out the profile.
How are you supposed to feel about some nice pokies on a blonde that's about to get hacked up....I just don't know..lol
The licorice and earth are melding well with the creamy pepper of the smoke.
Awww they're getting everyone together at the table for a nice family dinner. The grandpa sucking on Sally's bloody fingers is probably the most disturbing thing in this movie....twisted.
The sweetness is fading in the nub... It's all pepper now. My lips are burning.
Sally's cracking....she held on as long as she could. The family seems to be enjoying it, until things got serious...just like the power of this cigar.
Damn Sally's through the fucking widow again.. She's a beast!
Well I'm down to 3/4 an inch to this nub, the hitchhiker just got creamed by a semi and things are coming to an end for the both of us.
Ouch...Gotta be careful with that chainsaw Face.
And Sally's rescued! +1 Sally, Leather Face and family 0.
Well, this has been one of the most enjoyable reviews I've done yet. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as I did writing it. Happy soon to be Halloween my friends!
Synopsis: Baby Face started out just like the movie, innocent and lacking excitement. But it seemed to develop along with the troubles these poor kids found themselves in. The body and flavors started to build through the middle along with the body count and suspense laid way by Leather Face. Leather, earth, licorice, sweetness and spice filled out the profile, rich on the pallette. Face and the family preferred pretty blondes. Baby face ended strong and satisfying, with enough pepper to knock your head back...as too was the ending of the movie as Sally laughs hysterically while riding off into the sunset. Perfect cigar for a true horror flick.
Smoke time 1hr 20mins
Overall Appearance and Presentation: 20/20
Lighting and Burning Properties: 15/15
Construction Properties: 30/30
Taste Properties: 26/35
Total: 91/100