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Halloween edition 2014 review

Paired with TCSM2 (1986)


It's getting close... Halloween and all that is disgusting and bloody comes out of the woods to play....oh and girls dressed as sluts...that too.

This is a beast of a stick, like the rest of the Monster series...time to crack the whip and tame this beast.



The smoke has a Caramelized scent, perfect draw and a straight burn line out the gate.

Open: Poor Sally went crazy...the TCSM family was never found....

The caramelization carries through into the flavor profile...reminds me of a caramel apple (plain, no peanuts present) perfect fall flavors!

Love this 80's music and dress styles...lol brings me back. Wow the guy is using a corded car phone...he needs to go. Who does he think he is playing chicken in a Benz against an american classic stepside...

I'm getting a gritty earth underneath brown sugars and caramel.. The retro is smooth with only a hint of spice.

Haha they bust out the chainsaw early in this one...that's right, get em' leatherface! Oh shit lmao he gave that prep a buzz cut!

A sweetness is working its way into the picture. Mingling with the gritty earth.

Oh man, young Dennis Hopper is looking pretty spiffy in that country cop uniform...got enough hat there Dennis? He's still a badass.

The spicy retro ebbs and flows with the smooth. The spice compliments the earth and the smooth plays on the caramel for a tasty experience.

God, couldn't they have picked a hotter chick for the main roll?? For shame... That haircut just isn't doing her any favors.

.....sick...the father won a Texas chili cook off with what we all know is made with ground up people parts! What a creative idea to add into the movies creep factor. How do you feel about that DTGW!?

The strength of this stick is less than what I expected. I think it's yet to catch up to the full flavors this stick is putting out.

Lmao Dennis Hopper, in the chainsaw section of the hardware store is hilarious. Sporting some true aviators. That store clerk is getting a boner for Hopper sawing wood....creeeeeeepy.

The spice and sweetness are picking up coming into the second third. The flavors are gritty and deep. There's a sour candy that is starting to come through.

Eeeeegh this chick is starting to grow on me....that hair though. Wtf, even Pops has has a car phone in his food truck..hahahahaha

The burn line is still razor and you can pull plenty of smoke from this behemoth.


Haha LG (radio controls guy) YOU POOR BASTARD...got turned down by the head of ugly hair...I feel for you buddy.

Getting into the middle of this smoke, I'm yet to feel any real strength. Not necessarily a bad thing but I was expecting more. Could be that I ate a big meal prior to this smoke sesh.

Haha this dude that's sitting in the radio lounge is awesome...Charismatic and creepy.

The sugary sweet...oh fuck leatherface just popped out and startled the shit out of me! Lol! Leatherface's brother is hilarious! Ok, as I was saying, the sugary sweet waxes and wanes with the earthy spice....sometimes mingling together.

Oh shit, LG just got hammered to shit...fuckers. Oh the patented "jiggle door, stop jiggle door" and here comes leatherface crashing through the drywall. Oooo leatherface has a crushhhh. God a horny leatherface...they had to go there.

The spice has really picked up at the half way point...eye watering. This RG is the kind you can just chew on. A creaminess is building along with the copious amounts of pepper.

"A bonus body!" This movie is funny. LF let her go....interesting. Lefty's on the chase.

The sweetness finishes on a sour lemon/lemon rind taste. I'm about to hit the band...The face has turned into a spicy firecracker even drawing low and slow. The sweet, spice are filling out with a creaminess.

Run Stretch! Shows feet, shows scared face, shows feet, shows scared face...oh she didn't trip lol. Haha Dennis Hopper (Lefty) "Damn girl, I used your ass but I'm here now" hahahaha

Wow that pepper blast on the retro makes it hard to discern any flavors. They come and go. I can still pick out the caramel and earth. You really get some spice on the tongue now.

Lefty's charging in like a cowboy...stretch (the chick) fell down a hole. HAHAHAHA this movie is awesome lol must watch for all of you horror flick enthusiasts or re watch for that matter. Dennis hopper has his own chainsaw now. "It's the devils playground... I'm bringing it dooooooown!"

I'm picking up leather laying on the tongue, it's mixed in with the spice. This stick is burning through faster than expected.

Oh, leatherface can finesse a carving knife too? What a skilled professional. The sounds are enough to make your stomach turn.

The leather has really picked up.

Oh god, leatherface just put LG's cut off face right on the girl...makes you fucking squirm...and now they dance..lol

What a fucking fantastically creepy ass flick.

This stick ending with the dominant leather is perfectly fitting. Spice, leather, the sweetness is gone as the spice not only takes over the retro but also stays long on the tongue. The strength has stayed tame which is surprising to me. There is a slight uptick in the nub..well a little more than a tick. It actually finishes with some strength.

Dennis Hopper is just going crazy sawing up the joint...oh shit he just found franklin from the first movie....poor Franklin.


Lmao Leatherface just did the chuckle shuffle.

So many great one liners in this movie.

"There's only sex and the saw" "sex, well we don't know but the saw, the saw's family"

Well grandpa fails again...just can't swing the hammer like he used to..

This stick was decent from start to finish. It was not overly complex but had some rounded out flavors. It started light on the spice with caramel, earth and a brown sugar sweetness. The sweetness picked up trough the middle and the leathery spice dominated the finish. The strength was mild/medium up till a little after the band where you get a little kick in the balls from the N just to let you know it didn't forget about you.

Burn time: 2hrs

Haha a duel! Lefty and face in a battle royal. And there goes leatherface...saw right through the gut. Wtf Face, you had the experience!

Man stretch can brawl! She's a fighter. Got an ass on her too. She's much hotter in distress..lol

Well and so it ends, stretch rises above it and finishes off the brother with nothing other than grandma's trusty chainsaw... And exit hot chick wielding a chainsaw in psychotic victory.

 
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