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Listen buddy; I wake up in the morning, piss excellence and enjoy a nice cup of fucking awesome with a big bowl of Manly-O's. After work, my wife begs to have the best sex any woman has ever imagined. When I sleep, babies envy my REM cycle. And when I dial a phone, the numbers are in far too much awe to be wrong. I'm pretty much the best. To be candid, I'm suprised you haven't heard of me.

Be right back. Chuck Norris wants my permission to roundhouse a guy...

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For a week, I've been going to sleep, waking up 2-3 hours after and then laying there for 2-3 hours trying to go back to sleep.. It might just drive me mad... Oh and because life is a bitch on the rag.. Once I do fall asleep, my alarm wakes me up when I'm so comfortable and sleeping so good that it too drives me mad..
 
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