Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!

[jkittle99]

I dont think its USPS tracking thats gone off the cliff, I think its USPS that's gone off the cliff. I'm so ready to start using UPS. This is retarded.

 

[luckysaturn13]

Well I just started on Panama Red Blend No 9. Not a good start. Draw so tight I am not sure it's even workable.

Man anything to get out of a dog rocket

 

[Tim H]

So I started off with a Panama dog rocket. Initial aroma was definitely a barnyard. The stick was hard as a rock. I lit it and could not get a draw at all. I reamed the center with a piece of wire several times and still couldn't get a draw. So after messing with it for 15 minutes or so, I chucked it in the compost bin.
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I dove back into my dog rocket box and pulled out one called Amati.
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Pre light aroma was only of light tobacco. This cigar was very very mushy from cap to foot. Pre light draw was wide open and tasted like tobacco.
Soon after lighting I experienced burn issues and it started to run on me. I touched it up numerous times. It was a smooth cigar, not harsh at all but very little flavor. Nearing the half way point it started to canoe badly. Flavor never materialized. I would rate this cigar a so so yard gar if we don't mind the burn issues. For round a buck a stick, it isn't a horrible value but definitely better than roulette no 9 and the Panama.
Pic of start of the canoe issue...
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[Erikcooper]

UPS is so much higher though..

 

[Bondo 440]

I slid a small wire down it several times and I still can't get any draw. The cigar is hard as a rock. Chucked that crap stick into the compost bin and am smoking another dog rocket I picked out of the pass....Amati.

So I started off with a Panama dog rocket. Initial aroma was definitely a barnyard. The stick was hard as a rock. I lit it and could not get a draw at all. I reamed the center with a piece of wire several times and still couldn't get a draw. So after messing with it for 15 minutes or so, I chucked it in the compost bin.

eww. Tim with that wire in there.. and that Panama label, I thought you were going to light up a fire cracker.
With this big USBS delay I'm going to light up a rocket from my "pass donation bundle" this weekend just so I can share in the sadness !!

 

[8ball]

So I started off with a Panama dog rocket. Initial aroma was definitely a barnyard. The stick was hard as a rock. I lit it and could not get a draw at all. I reamed the center with a piece of wire several times and still couldn't get a draw. So after messing with it for 15 minutes or so, I chucked it in the compost bin.


I dove back into my dog rocket box and pulled out one called Amati.

Pre light aroma was only of light tobacco. This cigar was very very mushy from cap to foot. Pre light draw was wide open and tasted like tobacco.
Soon after lighting I experienced burn issues and it started to run on me. I touched it up numerous times. It was a smooth cigar, not harsh at all but very little flavor. Nearing the half way point it started to canoe badly. Flavor never materialized. I would rate this cigar a so so yard gar if we don't mind the burn issues. For round a buck a stick, it isn't a horrible value but definitely better than roulette no 9 and the Panama.
Pic of start of the canoe issue...

Tim, I can only hope the Ron Mexico is also plugged, you lucky sob.

 

[herfdog]

Where are the puppies?

 

[Erikcooper]

USPS is hogging them to themselves maybe? @jkittle99 and I were talking about it in chat last night

 

[jkittle99]

And still no tracking updates. Maybe the postmaster smoked them?

 

[herfdog]

someone call Mr Postman and ask for updates.

 

[jkittle99]

I just submitted a web inquiry 'where is my package'. Lets see if they can find it. Tried to call their toll free but got one of those 'we're experiencing high call volumes, you'll be on forever' kind of messages.

 

[jasonsbeer]

I think the Dept of Homeland Secutiry probably intercepted them. I saw this in the local paper.

 

[Bondo 440]

They Lost Our Dog Rocket Packet ummm.. racket?

 

[Tim H]

This will suck so badly if our box gets lost. Hope it shows up soon.

 

[Bondo 440]

Where the hell is Herfdog? Can't he get one his bloodhounds on the case? That box has got to stink to high heaven !
@herfdog

 

[luckysaturn13]

I bet bondo Intercepted em so he could dog bomb the missouri crew!

 

[Bondo 440]

I bet bondo Intercepted em so he could dog bomb the missouri crew!

It says right here in this Dog Rocket manual that this thread is connected to the March Madness Bombings !
It all started right here ! Don't you see? Ever since the chain has been broken, everybody's been bombing each other !
The circle of the Dog Rocket Pass has been broken !
We must locate it, and bring peace and harmony back !
Looks like we got ourselves a real mystery !

@luckysaturn13 @multi-useless @jkittle99 @jasonsbeer @Tim H @Erikcooper@Bubb
@8ball @jesus @Scooby DOO @the Cops

 

[jkittle99]

At least you can't blame me. I haz the tracking number!

 

[herfdog]

Where the hell is Herfdog? Can't he get one his bloodhounds on the case? That box has got to stink to high heaven !
@herfdog

We need to place our best guys on to the task....

 

[Bondo 440]

Thanks Herfdog ! Indeed what a proud and worthy crew !