Gurkha Releases a $2k Cigar!!

[jimjim99]

its not even that they make a bad cigar, its just they're out of touch with reality

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

You should get this, come out to California, smoke it, and I'll smoke my Opus X Boa. We'll be like Gatsby 2.0.

Idk what you just said but I'm not smoking a ghurkha

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

I will admit that I have tried a few Gurkhas that I have enjoyed.

Manure nuanced?

 

[jonnylieberman]

Idk what you just said but I'm not smoking a ghurkha

You mean you're not smoking another Ghurka? Since you obviously smoked and enjoyed that big fucker I sent you.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

You mean you're not smoking another Ghurka? Since you obviously smoked and enjoyed that big fucker I sent you.

I filed it with the fruit cake cigars

 

[icehog3]

Last time I smoked a gurkha I died. Never again.

You were only mostly dead.

 

[icehog3]

its not even that they make a bad cigar, its just they're out of touch with reality

No, it's that they make a bad cigar.

 

[BenvolioMustDie]

Absolute nonsense. I'd like to know who wrote that cos it's an embarrassment to the idea of a "super-premium" cigar and the name of the soldiers the article refers to...who are ankle-kickers, never agree to play soccer with them.

 

[Undercrown509]

I love cigars but no way in hell am I paying that kind of money for rolled up dead leaves. Might as well roll up some $100 bills and smoke those. They would probably taste better than any Gurkha.

 

[CigaRamento]

its not even that they make a bad cigar, its just they're out of touch with reality

Agreed, they don't make A bad cigar; they make a million different bad cigars! haha

 

[icehog3]

Might as well roll up some $100 bills and smoke those. They would probably taste better than any Gurkha.

Rolling gorilla turds and rancid pork in $100 bills and smoking them would taste better than most Gurkhas.

 

[Daven]

Rolling gorilla turds and rancid pork in $100 bills and smoking them would taste better than most Gurkhas.

That must be the 'secret blend' that they speak of.

 

[knw247]

@ 2000 they sdont have to make a good cigar. Anyone buying this will likely put it on a humi just to tell people it's their. Then after years in the box if/when it ever gets smokes they all blame that it sat too long or was not properly cared for. Then you have the super wealthy guy who buys these to smoke in. After spending that much we know that this fat ass likely could not tell a dog ticket from a premium stick so what ever vile flavor pours from this stick he'll think it is heavenly.

And at these prices. Only employees of Gurkha will be reviewing these.

 

[TraderCigarCo.]

It really does blow my mind. How many boxes of those could they possibly sell? Seems like a marketing ploy to me.

 

[SailorAg]

It's like the vast majority of department stores. They advertise prices that nobody actually pays.

 

[Pharmpro]

Gurhka, Kaizad Hansotia their founder in particular, is simply a marketing genius. His PR and marketing department are second to none as they are able to take below average cigars (for the most part) and generate "buzz" in various outlets by claiming to be "known around the world as one of the most luxurious brands of premium cigars." That's a direct quote from an article in Cigars and Sprits which reads like a comedy to any real BOTL and is clearly, clearly written by someone either on Gurhka's payroll or a paid "stooge".
Notice we are talking about Gurhka here on this forum whereas if not for this ridiculously priced release we wouldn't be ? Freaking genius.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Gurhka, the Nickleback of the cigar world.

Nobody admits to liking them , yet they sell a boatload everywhere

I wonder who will be buying these just to say they smoked a $2,000 cigar

 

[skullnbones]

Last time I smoked a gurkha I died. Never again.

You were only mostly dead.

I smoked a Gurkha once, it turned me into a newt!


...I got better

 

[luckysaturn13]

A newt a newt?

 

[icehog3]

I smoked a Gurkha once, it turned me into a newt!


...I got better

A witch!!!