Cleaning Lady

[Greg]

My place is an absolute wreck!!!

My cleaning lady has been on a cruise since last week and won't be back until the 10th.

I am wallowing in full ashtrays, dirty dishes and beer and wine bottles.

I cannot keep a clease house, what's wrong with me? :hammersma

 

[Black Dog]

My house was clean once. Then I started a coffee business.


I need a cleaning lady! Preferably one in a French Maid outfit.

 

[Greg]

Mine comes once a week for 50 bucks.

I do the dishes, take out the trash and do my laundry, but she does the rest.

She's awesome!!

 

[Halon]

I need a cleaning lady! Preferably one in a French Maid outfit.

Do those cost more?


TYLER

 

[CWS]

Depends on whether your married or not :rolling: :rolling:

 

[Headbanger]

My place is an absolute wreck!!!

My cleaning lady has been on a cruise since last week and won't be back until the 10th.

I am wallowing in full ashtrays, dirty dishes and beer and wine bottles.

I cannot keep a clease house, what's wrong with me? :hammersma

Your a single guy, what do you want?

 

[Headbanger]

I need a cleaning lady! Preferably one in a French Maid outfit.

She tried to borrow that exact outfit from Greg, but the size was too large. :crackwhip

 

[tubaman]

Get up off of your ass and pick up after yourself you effin slob!!!:rolling: :rolling:

 

[dre]

is she hot? do you have pictures?

haha, just kiddin. Ive been thinking of hiring a maid myself. Im never home long enought to clean, just long enought to make a mess and leave...

 

[calebnobbe2003]

:rofl:

 

[MichiganM]

$50 a week isn't bad at all. Perfect for the the single guy like me.

 

[Wasch_24]

Lazy ass!

:rofl:

 

[Greg]

Lazy ass!

:rofl:

I know....:grinFU: I have become so used to coming home every Thursday to a spankin' clean apartment (it hasn't been cleaned since before Christmas).

I'm going to break out the supplies tonight and go to work, but I aint lookin' forward to it.

 

[aholsber]

is she hot? do you have pictures?

haha, just kiddin. Ive been thinking of hiring a maid myself. Im never home long enought to clean, just long enought to make a mess and leave...

Dre,

You'd have to share your maid's outfit with her if you hired one.


Alan

 

[AZsteelman]

Alan, that's cold blooded!

 

[gui_tarzan]

Just get married and have kids...




*I'm just KIDDING!!!!!*

Hehehehe

 

[Greg]

Just get married

Believe me, I've been close.

The last girl that lived me me for 3 years suddenly went coo-coo, I'm so glad I didn't marry her :applause:

 

[Wasch_24]

Believe me, I've been close.

The last girl that lived me me for 3 years suddenly went coo-coo, I'm so glad I didn't marry her :applause:

Three years!?

I don't blame her!


:grinFU:


:rofl:

 

[Headbanger]

Three years!?

I don't blame her!


:grinFU:


:rofl:

Ditto! What took her so long anyway?

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl: