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My sister got me this awesome looking monogrammed guillotine cutter. I said awesome looking not awesome cutting, because it's more of a mangler than a cutter

Oh well, it is truly the thought that counts, and I know she put a lot of thought and effort into buying it. I still think it will look great in my collection, I will just never tell her how it performs.
 
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C'mon guys, if it takes you that long to drink a beer y'all should have asked for more testosterone....


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Sometimes I get busy drinking a beer, or its very hot outside so the beer warms quickly. In a pinch, if someone questions my manhood, they are very heavy duty and can be used to bludgeon someones head.
 
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C'mon guys, if it takes you that long to drink a beer y'all should have asked for more testosterone....


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You can also set your beer in the sand of dirt and the sand/dirt won't stick to it.

Of course you're from TX, so none of us have as much testosterone as you anyway.......



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Was a great Christmas. In-laws got me a travel humi with some great sticks, parents got the wife and I a night away which we'll probably spend in Old Port. Dad made me a wooden six pack using wood from a silo built on the family farm back in the 30s. Some cash, more cigars, copper mug, random stuff and the obligatory socks. First year we hosted and a house of family including our 2yr old and several other toddlers made it a loud crazy holiday.


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My parents bought me and my wife a smoker. I think it's pretty easy to see they are my parents, because my wife doesn't give a rip about a smoker.

My oldest son (5 year old) picked me out a Christmas ornament. It says "Jonathon" on it. That's not my name, and not even close. He was super proud of it though, so I love it.

My wife bought me new sweat pants to replace my 10 year old broken in ones that fit me before I lost 120lbs. She decided my old ones were junk. I'm not sure I trust her judgement though, because she also ordered me a sweater that she said will look "nice". The only problem was that I tried it on and it fit like a half-shirt. It was a woman's sweater.

Believe it or not, I did have an awesome Christmas. My kids were excited and claim they got everything they wanted. My wife was surprised and happy. That's all I needed.
I love that ornament sorry. Classic 5 year old!
 
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Brother got me some sticks rolled in house at a shop in ATL. He said the the roller comes in a couple times a year. Waiting the details of who it was. He also got me a small humi.
My new son Matthew, courtesy of his mom, got me this nice whiskey glass.
Very grateful.




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Brother got me some sticks rolled in house at a shop in ATL. He said the the roller comes in a couple times a year. Waiting the details of who it was. He also got me a small humi.
My new son Matthew, courtesy of his mom, got me this nice whiskey glass.
Very grateful.




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My brother told me the roller is Juan Gonzales from Florida, I'm guessing Miami. Can't find any info on him though.


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