Wives don't always put-out. Maids on the other hand...
POWERBALL
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This made me laugh way too much!Guys idk why you are still talking about your plans....
It would appear that @jmartins already won, it is a sad sad day
Ok. In all seriousness I would pay off all our debt and begin doing the remodel stuff the wife and I want for our house. I would remain annonymous because people are scavengers. I would continue working my job like nothing happened. My best friends would both have their houses paid off by a mystery donor.
I hate to say this but probably would not even tell my family about it. They have enough trouble managing their own money and staying out of trouble that I would go broke trying to help them.
Of course when the unavoidable happens and people figure it out I will just turn into a dick and file restraining orders against all those that have not been true to me in poverty.
Oh and mass bombings would probably kill some of y'all.
I hate to say this but probably would not even tell my family about it. They have enough trouble managing their own money and staying out of trouble that I would go broke trying to help them.
Of course when the unavoidable happens and people figure it out I will just turn into a dick and file restraining orders against all those that have not been true to me in poverty.
Oh and mass bombings would probably kill some of y'all.
I would set aside 50% to donate to the various charities, organizations etc.
Of the remaining money, 50% would go to my family and friends.
That would leave about 100 Million for me (if there the 1 time payment was around 400 mill) to do what I want and set my kids and their kids, kids and their kids, kids, kids up for life.
Hunting property would be a must. Thats all I really want, a place to escape and hunt with my friends.
Of course, with money like that, you have to pull some pranks. I would send @99TRILLS and @Smoqman on a vacation to a really nice place. Then I would have their houses packed of all their personal stuff. I would proceed to literally blow up both of their houses and leave a little map/riddle where their old houses stood. The maps would lead to a nice little townhouse in South Minneapolis where they would live beside each other in harmony!!!! Of course there would be a badass house for each of them on Lake Minnetonka to "escape" to if they needed. hahah
Of the remaining money, 50% would go to my family and friends.
That would leave about 100 Million for me (if there the 1 time payment was around 400 mill) to do what I want and set my kids and their kids, kids and their kids, kids, kids up for life.
Hunting property would be a must. Thats all I really want, a place to escape and hunt with my friends.
Of course, with money like that, you have to pull some pranks. I would send @99TRILLS and @Smoqman on a vacation to a really nice place. Then I would have their houses packed of all their personal stuff. I would proceed to literally blow up both of their houses and leave a little map/riddle where their old houses stood. The maps would lead to a nice little townhouse in South Minneapolis where they would live beside each other in harmony!!!! Of course there would be a badass house for each of them on Lake Minnetonka to "escape" to if they needed. hahah
I wouldn't be surprised if it hit 1 Billion by tonight before the drawing, that's just crazy. Imagine becoming a billionaire just by winning the lotto!
Smoqman
BoM Aug. 2014
^ I love this goofball.....
No winner.
$1.3Billion Wednesday.
Billion with a B.
$1.3Billion Wednesday.
Billion with a B.
Since we are talking in cronalogical order and I can't spell
1. Hire lawyer finacial consultant/planner/accountant
2. Invest 100,000,000 in a garenteed 7% asset management account
3.start a charitable investment account which I would manage myself
4. Start building a family compound
5. Buy a house in the Philippines a st maarten Germany and Paris
6. Have a paid for herf quarterly at diff locations sticks provided drink and food provided travel paid
7. Many many other things
1. Hire lawyer finacial consultant/planner/accountant
2. Invest 100,000,000 in a garenteed 7% asset management account
3.start a charitable investment account which I would manage myself
4. Start building a family compound
5. Buy a house in the Philippines a st maarten Germany and Paris
6. Have a paid for herf quarterly at diff locations sticks provided drink and food provided travel paid
7. Many many other things
Coming from a poker and statistics background this article is a very good read for the expected value of your $2 dollar investment. Slightly stats heavy for non number nerds, but a good article.
http://www.businessinsider.com/powerball-lottery-expected-value-jan-9-draw-2016-1
I'd buy a CC cigar factory including plantation directly from Castro himself, BOTL (supporting members) as of 12-31-2015 will receive (as many they can smoke) FREE boxes of my CC every month rest of their lives or until their lungs gave-out. All BOTL brothers (supporting members as of 12-31-2015) will have a week long all inclusive trip to my plantation in CUBA. Now, I can see a brother asking, WHY a WEEK Kimene? Here is why everyone gets to stay ONE week. Guests are like FISH. What happens to FISH after a WEEK? Even in fridge. Get the picture?
I guess I have to spent $2 more to keep my dream alive (Now it is $1.3B).
Hey, it is only my dream.
I guess I have to spent $2 more to keep my dream alive (Now it is $1.3B).
Hey, it is only my dream.
Since we are talking in cronalogical order and I can't spell
1. Hire lawyer finacial consultant/planner/accountant
2. Invest 100,000,000 in a garenteed 7% asset management account
3.start a charitable investment which I would manage myself
5. Buy a house in the Philippines a st maarten Germany and Paris
6. Have a paid for herf quarterly at diff locations sticks provided drink and food provided travel paid
7. Many many other things
By the way I won a whole $24 dollars
1. Hire lawyer finacial consultant/planner/accountant
2. Invest 100,000,000 in a garenteed 7% asset management account
3.start a charitable investment which I would manage myself
4. Start building a family compound
5. Buy a house in the Philippines a st maarten Germany and Paris
6. Have a paid for herf quarterly at diff locations sticks provided drink and food provided travel paid
7. Many many other things
By the way I won a whole $24 dollars
Another (much more simple) stat: if you don't play, you have exactly zero chance of being a billionaire - or a multi, multi millionaire (after taxes)
